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    Jan 9, 2017

    21 Tweets That'll Make You Think And Then Burst Out Laughing

    Steve Jobs aka Mac Daddy.

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    Why is it called a 'dad-bod' and not a 'father-figure'?

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    What idiot called him Steve Jobs instead of Mac Daddy

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    Why is it called "reading a book" and not paper view?

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    What idiot named it balding & not vanishing into thin hair

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    WHY IS IT CALLED "CAPS LOCK" AND NOT "CAPITAL PUNISHMENT"

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    What idiot called it Oktoberfest instead of Octo-Bar?

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    Why is it called 'Your Bowels' and not 'Your Instinks'

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    What idiot called it a rhyme book & not rapping paper

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    Why is an angry drunk not called mean-spirited?

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    What idiot named her Miley Cyrus' grandma and not Nana Montana.

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    Why isn't a menu board at a coffee house called JavaScript?

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    What idiot called it a rattlesnake's warning rattle and not a cautionary tail?

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    Why is it called cat nip and not meowjuana?

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    what idiot named it jurassic world instead of parks and rex

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    I always thought 'walking the red carpet' was a euphemism for having your period.

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    What idiot called it removing a curse and not a hexagon?

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    Why is it called "Alien vs Predator"? Isn't predator an alien too? They should've just called it "Some Aliens"

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    What idiot called it the road to Bethlehem instead of the highway to the manger zone?

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    Why is childbirth called "delivery" and not "take out?"

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    What idiot called it a contraction and not a birthquake?

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    [interview] Any questions? "Why isn't Bigfoot called Bigfeet?" No about working here "Oh! If he worked here would you call him Bigfeet?"

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