Buzz·Posted on 9 Jan 201721 Tweets That'll Make You Think And Then Burst Out LaughingSteve Jobs aka Mac Daddy.by Ben HenryBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Steven W Skinner @SkinnerSteven Why is it called a 'dad-bod' and not a 'father-figure'? 02:41 PM - 08 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Knipples @StevieKnip What idiot called him Steve Jobs instead of Mac Daddy 02:06 PM - 23 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Terry F @daemonic3 Why is it called "reading a book" and not paper view? 09:00 PM - 28 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Wiener Toboggan @WienerToboggan What idiot named it balding & not vanishing into thin hair 04:27 PM - 19 Sep 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Eldge @Sickayduh WHY IS IT CALLED "CAPS LOCK" AND NOT "CAPITAL PUNISHMENT" 02:56 AM - 18 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Little Hansel @little_hansel What idiot called it Oktoberfest instead of Octo-Bar? 04:56 AM - 01 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. ☠️ Bonez ☠️ @T_Bonezzz_ Why is it called 'Your Bowels' and not 'Your Instinks' 02:26 PM - 15 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Fred Delicious @Fred_Delicious What idiot called it a rhyme book & not rapping paper 08:22 PM - 12 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. кєℓℓαℓєηα @topaz_kell Why is an angry drunk not called mean-spirited? 09:34 PM - 05 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. zach @the_paramedicK What idiot named her Miley Cyrus' grandma and not Nana Montana. 04:08 AM - 15 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. why? @knot_eye Why isn't a menu board at a coffee house called JavaScript? 08:16 AM - 06 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Mayor P @punmagnate What idiot called it a rattlesnake's warning rattle and not a cautionary tail? 03:23 PM - 31 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Concrete Sledge @concretesledge_ Why is it called cat nip and not meowjuana? 05:42 PM - 22 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Michele @inthefade what idiot named it jurassic world instead of parks and rex 06:42 PM - 13 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Jelisa Castrodale @gordonshumway I always thought 'walking the red carpet' was a euphemism for having your period. 11:08 PM - 24 Feb 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Kat @KatWar1 What idiot called it removing a curse and not a hexagon? 09:18 PM - 23 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Kody Audette @kodeeezzzy Why is it called "Alien vs Predator"? Isn't predator an alien too? They should've just called it "Some Aliens" 07:34 AM - 28 Jul 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. THE Burger King @ABurgerADay What idiot called it the road to Bethlehem instead of the highway to the manger zone? 07:51 PM - 07 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Jason Hunzeker @hunz74 Why is childbirth called "delivery" and not "take out?" 06:57 AM - 09 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Fun_Beard @Fun_Beard What idiot called it a contraction and not a birthquake? 02:40 AM - 14 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Terry F @daemonic3 [interview] Any questions? "Why isn't Bigfoot called Bigfeet?" No about working here "Oh! If he worked here would you call him Bigfeet?" 06:35 PM - 20 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite