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    31 Of The Funniest Moments To Ever Happen On "Desperate Housewives"

    "I don't do that. I'm a Republican."

    1. When Gaby had her priorities concerning food and her children in the right order.

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    2. When Renee had no time for other peoples emotions.

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    3. Something which Bree could relate to.

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    4. When Renee was prepared to suffer in order to look good.

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    5. When this happened...

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    6. When Juanita had clearly inherited her mother's sass.

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    7. When Gaby had the morals of a classy lady.

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    Town car? Ew. Only a stretch will do.

    8. When Edie taught Karl a lesson by tying him to bed and heading to the fridge.

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    9. When Edie got herself a husband but Susan was dubious.

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    10. When Edie had been away from the Lane for a while and was surprised to see Gaby.

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    11. When Bongo was no Lassie.

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    12. When Bree decided that she shared more in common with the Holland tunnel than she thought.

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    13. When Gaby admitted that the bible wasn't her first choice of reading material.

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    14. When Bree admitted that oral sex didn't happen in her bed for fair reasons.

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    15. When Bree tried to partake in Rex's bondage fetish.

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    16. And continued to try and find a safe word they would both be comfortable with.

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    17. When Lee hit the nail on the head.

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    18. When Bree did not want to believe that Andrew's boyfriend Alex had an "adult" background.

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    19. When Susan was going through a dry patch and even her teenage daughter had noticed.

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    20. When Edie was trying to be sympathetic but realistic in the midst of Susan's break-up.

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    21. When Bree was sympathetic, to an extent.

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    "I'm sorry, but I'm not going to be able to fix your house. I've just had some bad news in my personal life."

    "Oh good heavens I hope no one's died, which is the only possible excuse I'd accept."

    22. When Gaby had studied the constitution carefully and made an important conclusion.

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    23. When Bree was nothing but truthful with her own daughter.

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    24. When some people didn't understand the true meaning of fascism.

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    25. When Gaby started talking without thinking.

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    26. When we understood why some of the girls were good at playing poker.

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    27. When Bree and Gaby were on difference pages altogether.

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    28. When Susan was only trying to help those in need.

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    29. When Bree visited the strip club and didn't bow to social pressures.

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    You should want only the best, no matter where you are.

    30. When Gaby got shady and wasn't even low-key about it.

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    Was Gabby ever low-key?

    31. And finally, when Bree had other things to do with her day.

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