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26 Horror Movies You Forgot Were Released In The '00s

It was a good decade.

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1. American Psycho (2000).

Lions Gate Films

Features naked Christian Bale which is a plus, but he is trying to kill a prostitute while screaming "NOT THE FUCKING FACE, YOU PIECE OF BITCH TRASH" which is not so good.

7. Halloween: Resurrection (2002).

Dimension Films

Halloween should be renamed This Man Won't Fucking Die Ever because he's been killed in like, a dozen films but still manages to get his ass out of his grave and cause chaos.

9. Freddy vs. Jason (2003).

New Line Cinema

What's better than one person who wants to cut your head off? Two, obviously. The golden nugget of this movie is Kelly Rowland, who stepped out from behind Beyoncé's shadow and somehow didn't win an oscar.

10. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003).

New Line Cinema

Doesn't Texas seem like a nice place to take a road trip? The locals will apparently welcome you with open arms and chainsaws. Absolutely delightful.

17. The Hills Have Eyes (2006).

Fox Searchlight Pictures

If you visit an area that's closed off from the public, you're dumb. Bad things will happen and you'll only have yourself to blame.

18. Silent Hill (2006).

Alliance Atlantis

If your child starts screaming "Silent Hill" in their sleep, you remove yourself from the situation. You go to the other end of the country and leave it behind. End of.

21. Vacancy (2007).

Screen Gems

Staying in a motel in the middle of nowhere seems like a great idea, so everybody's surprised when you find yourself trapped and stalked by people that want to kill you.

25. Sorority Row (2009).

Summit Entertainment

TBH watching the first 20 minutes of this movie is the most infuriating thing ever because like, pranking somebody's death really wasn't going to end well, was it?

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