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    Posted on Dec 9, 2015

    This Is What £1 Million Houses Look Like In The UK Vs The US

    Watch out for Florida, aka Barbie's house.

    1. London, UK – £1 million

    Rightmove

    Property type: Semi-detached house

    Bedrooms: Four

    • The front garden could probably do with some pruning.

    • The kitchen might need some updating, IDK.

    2. New York, US – £999,534

    Property type: Duplex apartment

    Bedrooms: Two

    • The apartment comes with ~17-foot~ ceilings.

    • The apartment building also comes with a sauna and, like, gym stuff.

    3. Lancashire, UK – £900,000

    Rightmove

    Property type: Detached house

    Bedrooms: Six

    • You'll always have fresh country air, which is apparently good for your health.

    • It's a Grade II-listed building, aka fancy as fuck.

    4. New Mexico, US – £998,867

    Property type: Bungalow

    Bedrooms: Four

    • The property overlooks a golf course, which is handy if you fancy getting in the swing of things.

    • There is an eight-head shower in the bathroom. EIGHT HEADS!

    5. West Yorkshire, UK – £950,000

    Rightmove

    Property type: Detached house

    Bedrooms: Four

    • There is parking for up to 20 vehicles, which is OK if you like cars.

    • The property also has electronic gates so you can keep out the riff-raff.

    6. New Jersey, US – £996,202

    Property type: Detached house

    Bedrooms: Six

    • It's oceanside, so already winning.

    • There's an outdoor shower, if you feel like getting your Baywatch on.

    7. Scottish Borders, UK – £1 million

    Rightmove

    Property type: Detached house

    Bedrooms: Four

    • The house is set in the arsehole of nowhere, so you don't have to deal with people ever.

    • There's an alright view from the sofa.

    8. Massachusetts, US – £998,867

    Property type: Barn conversion

    Bedrooms: Three

    • There are tennis courts out the back in case you're feeling particularly Serena Williams.

    • There's a shared dock for a small boat, so get your dingy out, lads.

    9. Cheshire, UK – £1 million

    Rightmove

    Property type: Grade II-listed, castellated gentleman’s residence

    Bedrooms: Four

    • It looks like a damn castle.

    • It doesn't come with a lord or ladyship, but you can buy one and everything will be OK.

    10. Long Island, US – £999,534

    Property type: Detached house

    Bedrooms: Four

    • There's a wood-burning fireplace for the cosy nights.

    • You're a mile from some of the most beautiful beaches in the world, apparently.

    11. Wiltshire, UK – £950,000

    Rightmove

    Property type: Detached house

    Bedrooms: Four

    • The view over breakfast isn't half bad.

    • You can have your own mini-library, which is just fantastic.

    12. Virginia, US – £999,533

    Property type: Detached house

    Bedrooms: Seven

    • The pool is pretty big and has a mini fountain thing.

    • There's a walk-in closet, which everybody needs to feel fabulous.

    13. Hampshire, UK – £1 million

    Rightmove

    Property type: Detached house

    Bedrooms: Five

    • The property has a cute, cottage type vibe.

    • There is a "party barn". No more needs to be said.

    14. Texas, US – £999,534

    Property type: Detached house

    Bedrooms: Four

    • There is a large game room in the house for your inner geek.

    • There's an outdoor kitchen as well as an indoor one.

    15. Cardiff, UK – £1 million

    Rightmove

    Property type: Detached house

    Bedrooms: Six

    • The garage is like a whole other house, which is a great way to prove you're rich.

    • The garden looks a bit like a forest, which means it's great for roleplay.

    16. Maryland, US – £999,534

    Property type: Detached house

    Bedrooms: Five

    • The property is located on 21.5 acres of land, which is a tiny bit excessive but whatever.

    • There's a private dock, so you can buy a boat or something for when you're bored.

    17. Edinburgh, UK – offers over £1 million

    Rightmove

    Property type: Terraced house

    Bedrooms: Five

    • There are two "dry lined cellars", just in case one wasn't enough.

    • The garden is lovely and neat.

    18. Connecticut, US – £998,201

    Property type: Detached house

    Bedrooms: Five

    • There are four en suite bathrooms, so no fighting over who needs to use them.

    • There are three working fireplaces, because why have one when you can have three?

    19. London, UK – £950,000

    Rightmove

    Property type: Apartment

    Bedrooms: Two

    • There's a 999-year lease, so if you're immortal this could be a problem.

    • It's in the "heart of the West End", so you can go and see many a show.

    20. Florida, US – £999,534

    Property type: Detached house

    Bedrooms: Three

    • It's in Florida, aka Disney.

    • It. Is. Pink. I need sell you on it no more.

    21. County Durham, UK – offers over £1 million

    Rightmove

    Property type: Detached house

    Bedrooms: Five

    • It's all futuristic and Hunger Games-y.

    • There's a neighbouring castle, which is kind of cool.

    22. Texas, US – £999,534

    Property type: Bungalow

    Bedrooms: Three

    • The property comes with an outdoor kitchen (Americans really like these).

    • It also has a saltwater pool.

    This is what £700 a month rent would get you in European cities.

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