1. London, UK – £1 million
Property type: Semi-detached house
Bedrooms: Four
• The front garden could probably do with some pruning.
• The kitchen might need some updating, IDK.
2. New York, US – £999,534
Property type: Duplex apartment
Bedrooms: Two
• The apartment comes with ~17-foot~ ceilings.
• The apartment building also comes with a sauna and, like, gym stuff.
3. Lancashire, UK – £900,000
Property type: Detached house
Bedrooms: Six
• You'll always have fresh country air, which is apparently good for your health.
• It's a Grade II-listed building, aka fancy as fuck.
4. New Mexico, US – £998,867
Property type: Bungalow
Bedrooms: Four
• The property overlooks a golf course, which is handy if you fancy getting in the swing of things.
• There is an eight-head shower in the bathroom. EIGHT HEADS!
5. West Yorkshire, UK – £950,000
Property type: Detached house
Bedrooms: Four
• There is parking for up to 20 vehicles, which is OK if you like cars.
• The property also has electronic gates so you can keep out the riff-raff.
6. New Jersey, US – £996,202
Property type: Detached house
Bedrooms: Six
• It's oceanside, so already winning.
• There's an outdoor shower, if you feel like getting your Baywatch on.
7. Scottish Borders, UK – £1 million
Property type: Detached house
Bedrooms: Four
• The house is set in the arsehole of nowhere, so you don't have to deal with people ever.
• There's an alright view from the sofa.
8. Massachusetts, US – £998,867
Property type: Barn conversion
Bedrooms: Three
• There are tennis courts out the back in case you're feeling particularly Serena Williams.
• There's a shared dock for a small boat, so get your dingy out, lads.
9. Cheshire, UK – £1 million
Property type: Grade II-listed, castellated gentleman’s residence
Bedrooms: Four
• It looks like a damn castle.
• It doesn't come with a lord or ladyship, but you can buy one and everything will be OK.
10. Long Island, US – £999,534
Property type: Detached house
Bedrooms: Four
• There's a wood-burning fireplace for the cosy nights.
• You're a mile from some of the most beautiful beaches in the world, apparently.
11. Wiltshire, UK – £950,000
Property type: Detached house
Bedrooms: Four
• The view over breakfast isn't half bad.
• You can have your own mini-library, which is just fantastic.
12. Virginia, US – £999,533
Property type: Detached house
Bedrooms: Seven
• The pool is pretty big and has a mini fountain thing.
• There's a walk-in closet, which everybody needs to feel fabulous.
13. Hampshire, UK – £1 million
Property type: Detached house
Bedrooms: Five
• The property has a cute, cottage type vibe.
• There is a "party barn". No more needs to be said.
14. Texas, US – £999,534
Property type: Detached house
Bedrooms: Four
• There is a large game room in the house for your inner geek.
• There's an outdoor kitchen as well as an indoor one.
15. Cardiff, UK – £1 million
Property type: Detached house
Bedrooms: Six
• The garage is like a whole other house, which is a great way to prove you're rich.
• The garden looks a bit like a forest, which means it's great for roleplay.
16. Maryland, US – £999,534
Property type: Detached house
Bedrooms: Five
• The property is located on 21.5 acres of land, which is a tiny bit excessive but whatever.
• There's a private dock, so you can buy a boat or something for when you're bored.
17. Edinburgh, UK – offers over £1 million
Property type: Terraced house
Bedrooms: Five
• There are two "dry lined cellars", just in case one wasn't enough.
• The garden is lovely and neat.
18. Connecticut, US – £998,201
Property type: Detached house
Bedrooms: Five
• There are four en suite bathrooms, so no fighting over who needs to use them.
• There are three working fireplaces, because why have one when you can have three?
19. London, UK – £950,000
Property type: Apartment
Bedrooms: Two
• There's a 999-year lease, so if you're immortal this could be a problem.
• It's in the "heart of the West End", so you can go and see many a show.
20. Florida, US – £999,534
Property type: Detached house
Bedrooms: Three
• It's in Florida, aka Disney.
• It. Is. Pink. I need sell you on it no more.
21. County Durham, UK – offers over £1 million
Property type: Detached house
Bedrooms: Five
• It's all futuristic and Hunger Games-y.
• There's a neighbouring castle, which is kind of cool.
22. Texas, US – £999,534
Property type: Bungalow
Bedrooms: Three
• The property comes with an outdoor kitchen (Americans really like these).
• It also has a saltwater pool.