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18 Times "90210" Proved Normal Teenagers Just Don't Exist

Seriously, were you even a teenager if none of this stuff happened to you?

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4. Being an aspiring singer and stealing a dead man's songs to become famous.

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We've all been there: Your fledgling singing career isn't really taking off so when a singer that you're driving in a limo with dies in a car crash that you survive, you of course take his notebook of smash-hit songs and pass them off as your own. WHO HASN'T DONE THAT?

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7. Being the new kid in school so inviting everybody onto your movie star dad's yacht so you can get to know them all better.

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What's the best way to make friends? Take them on your dad's private yacht, obviously.

8. Your boyfriend's dad offering you a shit ton of money to dump him.

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Yeah, this has totally happened to me a couple of times, especially when my boyfriend's dad is one of the biggest movie stars on the planet.

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9. Just graduating from school and purchasing an actual bar, even though you're not the legal age to drink alcohol yet.

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Can you imagine an 18 year old purchasing a bar EVEN THOUGH the legal drinking age in the state of California is 21? Also, he accidentally bought it when he was drunk, so in the morning he didn't know he'd done it. THE JOY OF HAVING SO MUCH MONEY.

11. Having a birthday party where you are the theme and there's a raffle for people to win a permanent tattoo of your face on their body.

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Just a day in the real world when someone would get your face tattooed on them forever because it's your birthday.

12. Hearing your parents argue, so flying to Australia with your girlfriend without their permission.

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What 17-year-old didn't hear their parents arguing and so flew to the other side of the world without their permission to get away from it?

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13. Someone pretending to be your long-lost brother when in fact they are just scamming your family for money.

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Let's run this down real quick: you're mortal enemies with a girl who it turns out you share a half brother with and then said half-brother turns up out of the blue but it's not really your half-brother, it's just someone pretending so he can get a truckload of money and disappear again. PHEW.

15. Being an intern and your boss asking if she can borrow your eggs for $20,000 after you've only worked there a few days.

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The boss could've waited at least a week before dropping the "I only hired you because you're pretty and I want your eggs" bombshell.

16. Being blackmailed by your boyfriend to stay in a relationship with him because you killed his uncle.

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She killed your uncle in a hit-and-run, and you know this information, but you still want to be in a relationship with her (duh), and when she doesn't want that, you blackmail her into staying with you. Of course, it all makes sense.

18. And finally, having a childhood friend that takes your virginity and also sleeps with your mother for revenge because he thinks your mum is the reason his mum is dead.