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THE CONCLUSION WEVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR
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I farted during giving head and he stuck his finger in my booty n said "hush lil fella ur next"
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me when I'm wrong but don't wanna admit it
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much like the moon, I also like to stand in front of my hotter friends and dramatically become the center of attention
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everyone: taylor swift is coming!!! 🐍 me:
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HATE when I'm having a gossip at work then a customer needs serving. Can u wait
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Me in front of my webcam knowing that the CIA is watching me
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Feel sorry for lads tryna get their bit now, Dua lipas fucked it for everyone
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i took time out of my day to make this
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Me when someone likes 3 of my tweets in a row
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me when I log on and see everyone's horny secrets thanks to twitters "yr friend liked" function
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Holy fuck the moon is huge tonight.
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me at the gay club, looking at all the guys i thought would hit on me pay me dust
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in zante a random boy came into our room cause it wis open whilst everyone wis on the balcony and left this video o… https://t.co/0AmDd2nC6a
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the 7 harry potter books summed up:
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Mum! Take me to dinner first.
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Happily married,financially stable,750 credit score, and became house owner at age 18, God is good 🙏🏻🏡
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When your life is a mess but everything always works out in the end.
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the camera has a pre-flash and it scared christine right before I took the picture and
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Twitter was trying to introduce a news story but instead it looks like this shark is having an existential crisis