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Is Your Sex Life British Or Nah?

Working hard for that after-sex cuppa.

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  1. Tick off all the things you've done:

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    Apologised during sex
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    Apologised for apologising during sex
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    Said “thank you” after having sex
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    Made a request while having sex and then added “please” on the end because you didn’t want to be rude
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    Had a pre-sex cup of tea
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    Had an after-sex cup of tea
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    Stopped having sex to make a cup of tea
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    Recognised tea and digestives as basically foreplay
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    Had sex with your socks on
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    Actually never had sex with your socks off in your life
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    Had sex with the lights off
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    Never had sex with the lights on
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    Pretended you really liked something when you actually didn’t, you just didn’t want to hurt the other person’s feelings
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    Had sex while the soaps (Coronation Street, Eastenders etc) were on in the background
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    Paid more attention to what was on the TV than the actual sex
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    Avoided eye contact during sex
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    Stopped having sex because you thought your pet was watching
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    Owned a sex toy that was given to you by a friend who thought it was a funny gift for your birthday
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    Been to Ann Summers for some bits to spice up your sex life
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    Owned some sexy underwear that you’ve never actually worn, it’s just stuffed at the back of your drawer collecting dust
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    Refused to have sex because it’s too cold
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    Said no to sex because it required leaving the house
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    Used “I’ve got a headache” as an excuse to not have sex because tbh you just can’t be fucking arsed
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    Said the phrase “spooning always leads to forking”
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    Referred to going down on someone as “motting”
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    Used “banging” as another word for having sex
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    Used “shagging” as another word for having sex
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    Used “willy” as another word for penis
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    Had sex in a tent
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    Had sex in the back of a car
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    Had sex in a single bed while at uni
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    Had sex in a castle
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    Used "GBBO" innuendos to flirt with someone
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    Used "GBBO" innuendos as dirty talk while actually having sex
 
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