Apologised during sexApologised for apologising during sexSaid “thank you” after having sexMade a request while having sex and then added “please” on the end because you didn’t want to be rudeHad a pre-sex cup of teaHad an after-sex cup of teaStopped having sex to make a cup of teaRecognised tea and digestives as basically foreplayHad sex with your socks onActually never had sex with your socks off in your lifeHad sex with the lights offNever had sex with the lights onPretended you really liked something when you actually didn’t, you just didn’t want to hurt the other person’s feelingsHad sex while the soaps (Coronation Street, Eastenders etc) were on in the backgroundPaid more attention to what was on the TV than the actual sexAvoided eye contact during sexStopped having sex because you thought your pet was watchingOwned a sex toy that was given to you by a friend who thought it was a funny gift for your birthdayBeen to Ann Summers for some bits to spice up your sex lifeOwned some sexy underwear that you’ve never actually worn, it’s just stuffed at the back of your drawer collecting dustRefused to have sex because it’s too coldSaid no to sex because it required leaving the houseUsed “I’ve got a headache” as an excuse to not have sex because tbh you just can’t be fucking arsedSaid the phrase “spooning always leads to forking”Referred to going down on someone as “motting”Used “banging” as another word for having sexUsed “shagging” as another word for having sexUsed “willy” as another word for penisHad sex in a tentHad sex in the back of a carHad sex in a single bed while at uniHad sex in a castleUsed "GBBO" innuendos to flirt with someoneUsed "GBBO" innuendos as dirty talk while actually having sex
Is Your Sex Life British Or Nah?
Your sex life isn't very British at all. You don't feel the need to apologise for anything during sex, and you're more than happy to take your socks off to get down to business.
You're sex life isn't that British, but it has British aspects. Maybe you've had sex with your socks on before, or it could be that dildo your friend bought you for your birthday that's still in its box under your bed.
Your sex life is pretty British. You probably have sex with the light off more than you leave it on, and you've definitely had sex while Eastenders has been on in the background. Don't worry, we won't tell your partner you were paying more attention to that.
Your sex life is very British! You probably use the word "banging" or "shagging" and you're definitely the type to flick the kettle on and make a cuppa once the business is over and you've thanked your partner.
Your sex life is so British, it'd be surprising if you weren't singing the national anthem while you were doing it. God bless your polite and slightly awkward sex life.