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19 Secrets Guys With Tall Boyfriends Won't Tell You

Yes, he does take it up the butt.

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1. Everybody will automatically assume that since your boyfriend is taller, he must be the top.

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Being a top means he's a giver. Being tall does not.

2. But in actual fact your boyfriend enjoys a dick in the butt too.

3. In fairness though, when you try to top it's like a puppy humping a lamp post.

4. Your friends will call you a power bottom because you're the small one and that's just how it is.

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5. People will also assume that your boyfriend pays when you go out on date night.

He's tall like a tree, he doesn't make money like one.
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He's tall like a tree, he doesn't make money like one.

6. Or that he's the "man" of the relationship.

I'm the one that catches the spiders in our household.
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I'm the one that catches the spiders in our household.

7. Just because your boyfriend's tall doesn't mean he's masc4masc and you're at home painting your nails.

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8. If you look even vaguely similar, people will just assume he's your older brother.

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9. Or worse, your dad.

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He's my daddy between the sheets, nowhere else.

10. Your boyfriend likes to tease that you're a walking blowjob.

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11. Which of course isn't true but him being so tall makes it easier to get down there.

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12. People always want to ask if your boyfriend is "in proportion".

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Just ask me how big his dick is.

13. People think you're a twink even when you're clearly not a twink.

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14. Your boyfriend makes you look small so you spend a lot of your time telling people that no, you're not "small for a guy".

15. When your boyfriend's taller than you, you're able to steal his clothes in the knowledge that he can't steal yours.

16. If you're already a tall guy, you're always surprised and a little happy to have found a guy that's even taller than you are.

FINALLY I can little spoon properly.
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FINALLY I can little spoon properly.

17. And it opens up a ton of doors in the bedroom.

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18. But if you're both over 6 foot, you can wave goodbye to doing cute things like taking a bath together.

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19. But even though he takes up most of the bed, having a tall boyfriend is the best.

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