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"Scooby Doo" Would've Been Better Without Fred Because He's A Fuckboy

Leave Daphne alone and give Velma the credit she deserves, goddammit.

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So here's the thing: Fred Jones is an A1 fuck boy and that's just the god's honest truth.


And do you know why he was always making the group split up and look for clues? Because he was thinking with his erection, that's why.

And he always made sure he was paired with Daphne because he's mid-key always trying to get it in

Poor Daphne Blake, who was just trying to stay alive and not get held hostage for once, had enough on her plate without Fred and his fuckboy behaviour.


What you can't see is that Fred actually just grabbed Daphne by the butt without her permission. Isn't it funny how he looks slightly like Donald Trump?


And let's not forget that when Daphne wasn't around, Fredrick Jones was 100% trying to lay the pipe on Velma.

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"Dorky chicks like you turn me on too" wow we should've known from there Fred wasn't shit.

Like Velma even needed his validation in the first place. Typical fuckboy, giving his opinion where it's not wanted.


Talking of poor Velma Dinkley, she had the brains to solve every goddamn mystery and stop everybody getting slaughtered but fuckboy junior always took the credit.

In fact, Fred is such a lil' bitch, he not only took credit for solving a mystery that Velma cracked, he actually used it to get it on with Pamela Anderson IN FRONT of Daphne.

It's kind of laughable when Fred takes credit because the first sign of trouble, have you noticed he's always the first one to leg it?


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