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18 Times Same-Sex Couples Ruined The Sanctity Of Marriage

Homosexuals out here, ruining it for everybody else obvs.

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1. "It’s disgusting."

Yep, two people being in love is absolutely abhorrent.
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Yep, two people being in love is absolutely abhorrent.

2. "Same-sex couples don’t deserve marriage."

This couple have been together for 23 years, which is approximately 116 times longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage to Kris Humphries, and they don't deserve it?
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This couple have been together for 23 years, which is approximately 116 times longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage to Kris Humphries, and they don't deserve it?

3. "It’s just not natural."

Are we all looking at the same picture?
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Are we all looking at the same picture?

4. "Same-sex marriage will ruin a sacred institution."

Straight couples got there and ruined it before same-sex marriage did.
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Straight couples got there and ruined it before same-sex marriage did.

5. "It’s not what God intended."

OK, let's all live our lives by a book written centuries ago.
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OK, let's all live our lives by a book written centuries ago.

6. "It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve."

Instagram: @lord_apsley

OK but Adam and Steve make the most handsome grooms so really, who cares?

7. Marriage is about love.

Instagram: @jamesderham

This couple of bearded grooms aren't in love, at all.

8. "Marriage should only be for families."

Yep, because same-sex couples can no longer have children.
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Yep, because same-sex couples can no longer have children.

9. "It won’t last."

As long as it lasts longer than those 55 hours Britney clocked up, we're all good.
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As long as it lasts longer than those 55 hours Britney clocked up, we're all good.

10. "Gay people don’t even want to get married."

Instagram: @benrouse

This couple, who got engaged in the most romantic way ever, don't even want to walk down the aisle. They're just doing it for the lols.

11. "It doesn’t look right when it’s not a man and a woman."

Happiness just doesn't look right, sigh.
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Happiness just doesn't look right, sigh.

12. "It will lead to higher rates of divorce."

Straight people have got that covered tbh.
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Straight people have got that covered tbh.

13. "It makes me feel uncomfortable."

Two people in love makes you feel uncomfortable?
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Two people in love makes you feel uncomfortable?

14. "I don't agree."

These brides look 100% bothered by your shit opinions.
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These brides look 100% bothered by your shit opinions.

15. "It's just wrong."

Say it louder, nobody was listening. Too busy being happy about being in love.
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Say it louder, nobody was listening. Too busy being happy about being in love.

16. "It will encourage everybody else to be gay."

Of course, when we watched our parents get married we all turned straight. That's how we're here, currently marrying people of the same sex.
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Of course, when we watched our parents get married we all turned straight. That's how we're here, currently marrying people of the same sex.

17. "If you let same-sex marriage happen, who knows what will happen next?"

It's not a mystery, we already know what will happen next: Some men will marry men, some women will marry women, and the Earth will continue to spin.
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It's not a mystery, we already know what will happen next: Some men will marry men, some women will marry women, and the Earth will continue to spin.

18. "The world will literally end."

It's only a matter of a time before the apocalypse is upon us.
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It's only a matter of a time before the apocalypse is upon us.