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18 Times Same-Sex Couples Ruined The Sanctity Of Marriage

Homosexuals out here, ruining it for everybody else obvs.

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2. "Same-sex couples don’t deserve marriage."

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This couple have been together for 23 years, which is approximately 116 times longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage to Kris Humphries, and they don't deserve it?

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6. "It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve."

Instagram: @lord_apsley

OK but Adam and Steve make the most handsome grooms so really, who cares?

7. Marriage is about love.

Instagram: @jamesderham

This couple of bearded grooms aren't in love, at all.

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10. "Gay people don’t even want to get married."

Instagram: @benrouse

This couple, who got engaged in the most romantic way ever, don't even want to walk down the aisle. They're just doing it for the lols.

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16. "It will encourage everybody else to be gay."

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Of course, when we watched our parents get married we all turned straight. That's how we're here, currently marrying people of the same sex.

17. "If you let same-sex marriage happen, who knows what will happen next?"

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It's not a mystery, we already know what will happen next: Some men will marry men, some women will marry women, and the Earth will continue to spin.