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People Aren't Sleeping Because Of Beyoncé And Her Petty Behaviour

B6 is coming... BUT WHEN!?

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So Wednesday night, Twitter had a big meltdown concerning one particular Queen Bey.

Beyoncé's iTunes page is down…13 new unlisted videos have been added to her VEVO channel…THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Twitter account @musicnews_shade reported that Beyoncé's iTunes page was down and 13 unlisted videos had been added to her Vevo channel.

It turns out that the first rumour (her iTunes page being down) was a fake started up by Twitter user @schoolinlife.

Literally why would you cause all that pandemonium? Don't you know our hearts are already weak?

This means that there are 13 videos unaccounted for, WHICH MEANS THERE ARE 13 UNLISTED FUCKING VIDEOS SITTING ON BEYONCÉ'S FUCKING VEVO RIGHT NOW.

There are 13 new UNLISTED Beyoncé videos up... That means the only way we can see them is if we have the links... This bitch is so petty.

If you remember, "Formation" was, and still is, an unlisted video on YouTube (you can't search and find it, you have to have the link to watch it), so there's actually 12 new videos sitting on Vevo waiting to bless us.

As you can imagine, the internet started to panic.

I'm watching iTunes, Google Play, and Tidal hard for Beyoncè petty ass to drop B6.

And they were panicking for fair reason because do you remember what happened the last time Bey dropped an album?

ever since self titled i haven't had a good night sleep with the fear that Beyoncé might do such a petty act again.

IT CAME OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE WHEN NONE OF US WERE FUCKING READY.

So because of Beyoncé's previous behaviour, literally nobody wanted to sleep just in case she was going to pull the same petty shit she did last time.

I'm genuinely scared to go to sleep because @Beyonce is absolutely petty enough to drop her new album while I rest my weary soul

Beyoncé: Queen of the world and of petty behaviour.

In fact Beyoncé is so petty that she could just drop the album over Easter weekend and steal every bit of spotlight from JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF.

Bey is petty if she drops this album on Easter. Let Jesus have his shine bihh

Admittedly Beyoncé is basically Jesus so it's no big deal, but seriously.

And you just know that while everybody was panicking about the release of a new album, Beyoncé was probably just sitting back smug as fucking shit.

Bey waiting for us all to go to bed so she can pull some petty ass shit

But we live in hope that the new album is coming.

Virgin Mary Jesus Christ Holy Spirit please touch Beyoncé's petty heart and inspire her to release the B6 that will touch the world.

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