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I mean freshers week was great and all but there was a time I used to be able to afford my own milk and that was pretty good too
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To all Freshers. Something you do this week will give you a nickname that will stick for at least the next seventeen years. So think hard.
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as if holl got so wankered on her first night of freshers she bought 3 iphones and blew 2 grand of her lone 😭😭😭
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Every night during freshers
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freshers needs to end already
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my advice to freshers is remember to take the paper bit off the mince when you're making your first ever spagbol, don't mix it in like i did
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only i would bring a guy back the first night of freshers...get him to install an anti-virus software on my laptop....and then leave :)))))
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how's your freshers? I've made it into the local newspaper SAFE 🙃🙃
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Your MCM has been out every day this week for freshers. He's 24 and has never been to uni.
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Walking to the pub with 36 toilet rolls, surrounded by freshers, and no one's shouted "planning a big shit mate?" I… https://t.co/peYyRVHoSl
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Dear Freshers: You will meet people on a night out, exchange social media accounts and then never talk to them ever again.
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why on earth do 9am starts exist during freshers week ffs
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Turns out freshers flu is real, and it’s hit me like a fucking train
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Freshers week at uni is like walking down the strip in mAga
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Seeing ppls freshers snaps is embarrassing, have u never seen alcohol before that u must snap every drink
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The biggest mistake of my life was telling ppl from uni that I live NEAR Birmingham during Freshers' bc now all I get is 'BURRRMINGHAM' 24/7
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'freshers' is deffo ironic bc i'm sure as fuck not feeling fresh rn

