I'm sure you don't need me to tell you that yesterday was Father's Day. From my understanding, the vague concept of this special occasion is to honour your favourite dads, so here is mine.
Anyway, one of the people talking about Father's Day was DJ and "Instagram model" (per his Instagram bio) Diplo. You know him, right?
Diplo (whose last name is Pentz, by the way; I don't know why I'm telling you this, but I thought it was a vaguely amusing fact) was celebrating Father's Day with his two children, 9-year-old Lockett and 5-year-old Lazer. Here they are at Disney Land, which is where every special occasion should be celebrated.
In a touching and hilarious caption, Diplo spoke about how much hard work goes into being a good dad, revealing that he'd already promised his kids a rainbow-coloured Lamborghini and a robot that does all their homework. I mean, I think you'll agree that does sound like a tough crowd.
But Diplo also wanted to use Father's Day to make a very humble request...
Yes, Diplo would like you to stop calling him "Daddy". The below video is very unrelated to that; I just thought you might need some visuals to keep things exciting.
As you can see from the Instagram comments, people took the news very well.
Anyway, plot twist: Pornhub also saw the request and had thoughts of its own. To be quite honest, I think a lot of people would agree that the comment hit the nail on the head.
But apparently there are certain rules for some and not others. I don't see how this is fair, but OK, whatever.
Anyway, that's the news for today. See you tomorrow, folks!
Ben Henry is a celebrity reporter for BuzzFeed UK and is based in London.
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