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23 Times "Geordie Shore" Was The Funniest TV Show On Planet Earth

"I'm free, I'm single, and I'm ready for my clit to tingle."

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1. Let's get one thing straight: The cast of Geordie Shore are incredibly articulate.

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2. For example, when Vicky was realistic about romance.

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3. And when she put things about Gary and Charlotte into perspective.

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4. When Charlotte decided enough was enough and closed the bank.

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5. To be fair, Charlotte's always been a front-runner when it comes to saying how she really feels.

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6. And she's never shied away from being open and honest.

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7. She's just not really one to hide her emotions.

8. For some reason the Geordies were pretty articulate about otters too.

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9. And Chloe proved they're articulate AF when it comes to chat-up lines.

10. When Vicky was celebrating her pulling power.

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11. When Holly revealed her true wants and desires.

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12. And proved she's always had her priorities straight.

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13. The Geordies are pretty articulate when describing themselves.

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14. And their metaphors are spot on.

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15. Rebecca proved that Geordies are articulate when it comes to saying goodbye.

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16. While Charlotte was happy to let everybody know that we've all made mistakes in this life.

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17. But she didn't understand how Chloe couldn't swim.

18. When Holly was brutally honest about a bad date.

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19. When Vicky recognised that the house had turned into a frigid zone, but there was always Marnie to fight the true fight.

20. In fact, Vicky has proved that the Geordies can be articulate in other languages too.

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21. Which has been demonstrated more than once.

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22. But sometimes, the Geordies aren't articulate at all, which is OK because Scotty's always there as a back-up.

23. And if this isn't articulate AF, then what is?

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