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Take my phone away from me I don't know what to do when boys send cute texts I spend too much time on twitter dot c… https://t.co/IC4Bv7RPre
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When the cashier at the Apple Store asks me how I'd like to pay for my iPhone X
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Y'know, as gay ppl we get to choose our family, and also have sex with our chosen family
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Bottoming Lessons with Ash
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all convo threads on gay twitter look like this going out to buy groceries! | 52 more replies | greg is a bad top he will not eat ass lol
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*sees a man over 6 foot* Me, pointing to my bussy:
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gay twitter in 3 tweets
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Albus Rumbledore, Headmistress of the School of Bitchcraft and Wigatry
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"Britney Spears can't sing." Ok, what's this then?
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when you see straight people making out in public vs when you see queer people making out in public
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Made it better.
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Screaming at RuPaul on The Weakest Link
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You've heard of Elf on a Shelf, now get ready for HENNY ON A PENNY
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Half of all boxing photos look like gay weddings
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Well there you go, I've found the winner of grindr.
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Our useless government literally printed a same sex marriage form with the word "bumsex" in the barcode. Can I vote… https://t.co/LEugBhzKY3
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Gays: everyone hates us so let's love and accept each other Also gays: sorry you're under 9 inches there's no point of even chatting
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Me last night: haha it's fine whatever I'll just have a couple of KFC hot wings and still be able to bottom tomorro… https://t.co/rFk9e2sRO6
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Mine and @jimmyGorillaz breakfast this morning looked a lot like a before and after of a messy weekend 😈
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Someone’s Grindr was on loud and it went off on the bus. Gays:
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Siri: This is FaceID, what part of that don't you understand? Me:
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you can tell a lot about someone by whether their iphone autocorrects dom to Dom or not
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Gay culture is having 89853784610472 people with the same name saved in your phone and having no clue who any of them are
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me after I've said hi on grindr and crept his Instagram imagining our life together, and he blocks me.
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Me in a straight club:
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i respect heterosexuals but i don't agree with their lifestyle