Top or bottom, it's an important question for men that like to have sex with men. But which side do you lean towards...
Bought a doucheBought another douche because the first one wasn't good enoughTaken more than five minutes to prepare for sexTaken more than 10 minutes to prepare for sexHad to say no to sex because you hadn't preparedHad sex without preparing anyway because you can't be ready to get ploughed 100% of the timePanicked when they pulled out in case you'd them left a chocolate surpriseUsed the peach emoji during a sextUsed a peach emoji in your Grindr profileUsed the downward arrow emoji in a textUsed the downward arrow emoji in your Grindr profileUsed the pig emoji at all in your lifetimeHad a light dinner and water on a date because you weren't sure if you were gonna get lucky that nightOr had a light dinner and water before a night out because hey, it's good to be preparedShaved your butt at least onceCarried packets of lube around with you because of that one time someone tried to use spit and your butt still hasn't forgiven you for itUsed an alternative lube for sex and immediately regretted itOwned a jockstrapOwned a thongOwned a dildoOwned more than one dildoOwned a butt plugOwned a whole collection of sex toys that basically mean you don't need a manBeen happy that it's leg day at the gymOnly ever done leg day at the gymSent a picture of your butt to somebodySent a video of your butt to somebodyHad a heated debate about bottom shamingWore really tight jeans because they show off your assets in the best possible wayRefused to date someone because they're a bottomComplained that there aren't enough tops in the worldComplained that you don't get enough credit for how much work you put in during sexCancelled sex because you would've had to top
Only A Bottom Will Tick Off More Than 25/33 On This Quiz
You've probably never even bottomed in your life, and you have no intention of starting anytime soon. You know you're a good top, and you're basically a gift to all bottoms. So why change that!?
You've probably bottomed a couple of times in the past, but you've definitely topped more. You're happy to experiment for the right guy though, it's just that you don't bottom a lot, so it takes you some time to feel comfortable with a guy before you try it.
You definitely enjoy bottoming and have done your fair share of practicing, but you don't limit yourself one way or the other in the bedroom. You like to mix things up to keep sex interesting, and are happy to top or bottom. It usually depends on your partner, and maybe what you had for dinner!
You are a bottom and proud. You know what you like in the bedroom, and you're definitely good at it, so why would you change that? You probably own a couple of jockstraps and sex toys, and wouldn't date another bottom because what's the point!?