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Only A Bottom Will Tick Off More Than 25/33 On This Quiz

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Top or bottom, it's an important question for men that like to have sex with men. But which side do you lean towards...

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  1. Tick off all the things<br />that you've done...<br />
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    Bought a douche
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    Bought another douche because the first one wasn't good enough
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    Taken more than five minutes to prepare for sex
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    Taken more than 10 minutes to prepare for sex
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    Had to say no to sex because you hadn't prepared
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    Had sex without preparing anyway because you can't be ready to get ploughed 100% of the time
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    Panicked when they pulled out in case you'd them left a chocolate surprise
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    Used the peach emoji during a sext
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    Used a peach emoji in your Grindr profile
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    Used the downward arrow emoji in a text
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    Used the downward arrow emoji in your Grindr profile
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    Used the pig emoji at all in your lifetime
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    Had a light dinner and water on a date because you weren't sure if you were gonna get lucky that night
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    Or had a light dinner and water before a night out because hey, it's good to be prepared
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    Shaved your butt at least once
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    Carried packets of lube around with you because of that one time someone tried to use spit and your butt still hasn't forgiven you for it
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    Used an alternative lube for sex and immediately regretted it
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    Owned a jockstrap
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    Owned a thong
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    Owned a dildo
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    Owned more than one dildo
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    Owned a butt plug
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    Owned a whole collection of sex toys that basically mean you don't need a man
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    Been happy that it's leg day at the gym
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    Only ever done leg day at the gym
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    Sent a picture of your butt to somebody
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    Sent a video of your butt to somebody
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    Had a heated debate about bottom shaming
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    Wore really tight jeans because they show off your assets in the best possible way
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    Refused to date someone because they're a bottom
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    Complained that there aren't enough tops in the world
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    Complained that you don't get enough credit for how much work you put in during sex
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    Cancelled sex because you would've had to top
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