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Only A Bottom Will Tick Off More Than 25/33 On This Quiz

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  1. Bought a douche
    Bought another douche because the first one wasn't good enough
    Taken more than five minutes to prepare for sex
    Taken more than 10 minutes to prepare for sex
    Had to say no to sex because you hadn't prepared
    Had sex without preparing anyway because you can't be ready to get ploughed 100% of the time
    Panicked when they pulled out in case you'd them left a chocolate surprise
    Used the peach emoji during a sext
    Used a peach emoji in your Grindr profile
    Used the downward arrow emoji in a text
    Used the downward arrow emoji in your Grindr profile
    Used the pig emoji at all in your lifetime
    Had a light dinner and water on a date because you weren't sure if you were gonna get lucky that night
    Or had a light dinner and water before a night out because hey, it's good to be prepared
    Shaved your butt at least once
    Carried packets of lube around with you because of that one time someone tried to use spit and your butt still hasn't forgiven you for it
    Used an alternative lube for sex and immediately regretted it
    Owned a jockstrap
    Owned a thong
    Owned a dildo
    Owned more than one dildo
    Owned a butt plug
    Owned a whole collection of sex toys that basically mean you don't need a man
    Been happy that it's leg day at the gym
    Only ever done leg day at the gym
    Sent a picture of your butt to somebody
    Sent a video of your butt to somebody
    Had a heated debate about bottom shaming
    Wore really tight jeans because they show off your assets in the best possible way
    Refused to date someone because they're a bottom
    Complained that there aren't enough tops in the world
    Complained that you don't get enough credit for how much work you put in during sex
    Cancelled sex because you would've had to top

Only A Bottom Will Tick Off More Than 25/33 On This Quiz

You've probably never even bottomed in your life, and you have no intention of starting anytime soon. You know you're a good top, and you're basically a gift to all bottoms. So why change that!?

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You've probably bottomed a couple of times in the past, but you've definitely topped more. You're happy to experiment for the right guy though, it's just that you don't bottom a lot, so it takes you some time to feel comfortable with a guy before you try it.

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You definitely enjoy bottoming and have done your fair share of practicing, but you don't limit yourself one way or the other in the bedroom. You like to mix things up to keep sex interesting, and are happy to top or bottom. It usually depends on your partner, and maybe what you had for dinner!

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You are a bottom and proud. You know what you like in the bedroom, and you're definitely good at it, so why would you change that? You probably own a couple of jockstraps and sex toys, and wouldn't date another bottom because what's the point!?

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