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"The Little Mermaid" Is 27 Years Old And Eric Is Still Hot AF

I warned you, there's serious thirst ahead.

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The Little Mermaid is 27 years old (omg wtf????) and so I feel it's my duty to remind you of the one fact that's still true even today: PRINCE ERIC IS HOT AF AND THAT'S NOT UP FOR DEBATE.

Prince Naveen did give him a run for his money in The Princess and the Frog, but I'm staying loyal to my man. Just look at that bulge for a reason why.
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Prince Naveen did give him a run for his money in The Princess and the Frog, but I'm staying loyal to my man. Just look at that bulge for a reason why.

1. Yes, I know he's animated, but you're just gonna have to get past that because LOOK AT HIS FACE.

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2. A face literally moulded by the hands of angels and the good grace of god.

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3. LOOK. AT. HIS. EYES.

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4. And let's just say it how it is — he's got eyebrows you just want to sit on.

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5. With a face like that it's easy to understand why Ariel risked it all just to throw it back for Prince Eric.

I'd run away from my family too, girl – you go get that good D.
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I'd run away from my family too, girl – you go get that good D.

6. Prince Eric can be all brooding and mysterious, which is sexy AF.

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7. And he's even hot in stone.

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8. Eric also has a Max, if you needed confirmation that he is actually perfect.

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9. Man + dog = marry me pls.

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10. Eric is a gentleman whose masculinity is far from fragile.

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He doesn't mind his lady taking the reins.

11. And if you go out with Eric, he'll take you on some cute dates.

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OK, so it might take a symphony of animals singing in his ear to get him to kiss you, but that's pretty cute too.

12. And let's not forget: Eric risked his GODDAMN LIFE FOR THE GIRL HE LOVES.

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He's no fuckboy.

13. Everybody deserves a man that looks this genuinely happy to see you when he thought he'd lost you forever.

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14. And does this every time he sees you because he's so goddamn excited.

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15. Just a man that makes you feel good about yourself.

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16. Prince Eric was apparently 18 in the movie, which means he would be 45 in 2016, which also means he'd be daddy AF rn.

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17. God fucking dammit, Eric, you're just utter perfection.

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18. And if you're really bothered that he's actually an animated cartoon and think I'm crazy, well, here's Eric IRL, and yes, he's just as hot.

God bless you, Disney, for bringing this hot piece of ass into our lives.
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God bless you, Disney, for bringing this hot piece of ass into our lives.