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I've Just Discovered "Band Of Brothers" And TBH It's More "Band Of Daddies"

Band of Brothers is like my (wet) dreams come to life.

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Hi, hello, and welcome to another thirsty edition of "hot guys that were still hot 16 years ago".

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Today's subject? Tom Hardy. And Michael Fassbender. And Damian Lewis. Yep, it's a threesome of thirst today, and you are in for a treat.

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If, like me, you weren't aware, there was once a TV show in 2001 called Band of Brothers. You probably did know that, I'm just weird.

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Band of Brothers just happened to be the first acting role for one of my favourite Hollywood daddies, Tom goddamn Hardy.

Tom's real name is actually Edward and honestly I'm so shook at this new piece of information that I've learned. I feel like my whole life has been a lie.
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Tom's real name is actually Edward and honestly I'm so shook at this new piece of information that I've learned. I feel like my whole life has been a lie.

And yep, you've guessed it, Tom Hardy was just as insanely hot in 2001 as he is now in 2017.

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I would be inclined to say that he's gone from twink to daddy, except he's an actual daddy now and not just like... my kind of daddy.

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But anyway, we're getting off track now because...

Michael my second favourite daddy Fassbender just happened to be in this Band of Brothers too!?

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Like, what kind of sorcery got these two hot men in the same show? I suddenly feel an urge to watch it.

But hold on because two hotties isn't enough for Band of Daddies. Sorry, Brothers.
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But hold on because two hotties isn't enough for Band of Daddies. Sorry, Brothers.

Because HELLO DAMIAN LEWIS.

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At this point I'm just a puddle on the floor.

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Here's that picture again of Michael Fassbender but this time it's uncropped so you can see the beauty of Damian Lewis too.

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Also lmao Ross from Friends just happens to be in this TV show too, I am so confused rn.

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Someone must be pulling my leg because wtf Jimmy Fallon's in this TV show too?

Honestly I have no idea wtf was happening on TV in 2001 but I seriously feel like I missed out.
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Honestly I have no idea wtf was happening on TV in 2001 but I seriously feel like I missed out.

Anyway, I think we can agree they all turned out to be even hotter (somehow). So here's a picture of my favourite dads to prove it.

You're welcome. Now if you'll please excuse me, I need five minutes alone.
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You're welcome. Now if you'll please excuse me, I need five minutes alone.