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17 Houses That Cost A Million Pounds In The UK

Just in case you've got a million quid going spare anywhere.

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3. Keighley, West Yorkshire – £975,000

Property type: Detached house

Bedrooms: THERE ARE FUCKING NINE OF THEM

• There's a really pretty view. Like, really pretty.

• You can sleep in a different bedroom every day of the week and still have spares.

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4. Bromley, Greater London – offers over £1 million

Property type: Detached house

Bedrooms: Four

• The master bedroom is on the top floor, so you can escape from everybody else, basically.

• There are two en-suites and a family bathroom, so you really can't fight over people hogging it in the morning.

5. Bothwell, Scotland – offers over £950,000

Property type: Detached house

Bedrooms: Six

• There is a jacuzzi in the gym, so you can tell everyone you're going to the gym when you're actually not.

• There is a library and a bar and wine cellar and basically everything you've ever wanted.

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10. Edinburgh – offers over £995,000

Property type: Detached house

Bedrooms: Five

• The kitchen's got this fun purple thing going on.

• There are two "public rooms". Basically, the house is so big, it has rooms with made-up uses.

11. Calstock, Cornwall – offers over £1 million

Property type: Detached house

Bedrooms: Four

• The house is by a river and has these fancy ass doors so you can just, like, chill while you're eating your breakfast.

• If you can afford to buy the house you can maybe afford a boat to go with it, and that's pretty cool.

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14. Stonehouse, Gloucestershire – offers over £1 million

Property type: Detached house

Bedrooms: Six

• It's a converted chapel, so you don't really have to go anywhere on Sunday to confess your sins.

• There's a "formal garden", just in case you weren't feeling fancy AF already.

15. Bristol – £995,000

Property type: Semi-detached house

Bedrooms: Four

• There are three reception rooms, which means you can have lots of parties.

• There's also a breakfast room, and as breakfast is the most important meal of the day, it deserves its own room.

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