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Here's A Buttload Of Anal Sex Stories That You Should've Read Yesterday

Everything you've ever wanted to know in one place. You're welcome.

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1. For things that sexologists, educators, and therapists want you to know about anal sex.

Like this advice about what lube to use:Lube is your best friend. Opt for a thicker one that will last longer.“The anus doesn’t provide its own lube like the vagina," Van Kirk says. "So you need to have a really good lube available or penetration is not going to go smoothly and it will be painful."Check out 30 Things Sexperts Want You To Know About Anal Sex for more.
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Like this advice about what lube to use:

Lube is your best friend. Opt for a thicker one that will last longer.

“The anus doesn’t provide its own lube like the vagina," Van Kirk says. "So you need to have a really good lube available or penetration is not going to go smoothly and it will be painful."

Check out 30 Things Sexperts Want You To Know About Anal Sex for more.

2. If you want to know how other people have anal sex, here’s a bunch of polls that people have answered.

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Including how people prepare before having anal sex, and the foreplay they enjoy to get them in the mood.

Check out Here's How Most People Have Anal Sex for more.

3. For stories of times anal sex went dramatically wrong.

Including horror stories like this:Don't go shittin' waterfalls:"I was experimenting with my partner, and it initially wasn't as bad as I'd anticipated. But as he was pulling out, he moved too quickly, and I just started leaking runny cum diarrhea. I ran naked to the toilet, and there was poo on his thighs and all over our bed and floor leading to the bathroom."—chelseakc18Check out 15 Anal Sex Horror Stories That’ll Make You Gag for more.
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Including horror stories like this:

Don't go shittin' waterfalls:

"I was experimenting with my partner, and it initially wasn't as bad as I'd anticipated. But as he was pulling out, he moved too quickly, and I just started leaking runny cum diarrhea. I ran naked to the toilet, and there was poo on his thighs and all over our bed and floor leading to the bathroom."

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Check out 15 Anal Sex Horror Stories That’ll Make You Gag for more.

4. For sex toys you'll want to buy and pleasure your butt with.

Including anal vibes, prostate massagers, and a butt plug that simulates the sensation of rimming.Check out 19 Sex Toys You Just Might Want To Stick Up Your Butt for more.
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Including anal vibes, prostate massagers, and a butt plug that simulates the sensation of rimming.

Check out 19 Sex Toys You Just Might Want To Stick Up Your Butt for more.

5. For advice from gay porn stars on having anal sex for the first time.

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Like what protection to consider and making sure you don't overestimate your abilities.

Check out 12 Top Tips For Anal Sex Given By Gay Porn Stars for more.

6. For things you'll definitely relate to if you've ever tried anal sex before.

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Like how you're sometimes not sure if it feels good or bad, and sometimes feels a little of both.

Check out 20 Things You'll Understand If You've Ever Had Anal Sex for more.

7. For frank and honest confessions from people who've experienced anal sex.

Ranging from "Best. Orgasm. Ever." to "It hurts to walk."Check out 19 Surprising Confessions About Anal Sex for more.
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Ranging from "Best. Orgasm. Ever." to "It hurts to walk."

Check out 19 Surprising Confessions About Anal Sex for more.

8. For some advice on what you should know before having anal sex, with insights from a doctor in sexual health and a sex expert.

Like exploring your own body. You wouldn't buy a new car without giving it a test drive first, right?Check out 9 Tips You Should Know Before Having Anal Sex For The First Time for more.

Like exploring your own body. You wouldn't buy a new car without giving it a test drive first, right?

Check out 9 Tips You Should Know Before Having Anal Sex For The First Time for more.

9. For all the ways porn has been lying to us about anal sex.

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Including how goddamn unrealistic porn makes anal sex look. They're goddamn liars and everybody needs to know it.

Check out Porn Has Been Lying To Us About Anal Sex Since Forever TBH for more.

10. For charts that'll only make sense to people who've had anal sex before.

Including charts about spontaneous sex and lube.Check out 11 Charts Only People Who Have Had Anal Sex Will Understand for more.
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Including charts about spontaneous sex and lube.

Check out 11 Charts Only People Who Have Had Anal Sex Will Understand for more.

11. For faces you'll definitely relate to if you've ever had anal sex.

Like the face you pull when his Piglet is reaching WAY UP in your Hundred Acre Wood...Check out 32 Faces You'll Recognise If You've Ever Had Anal Sex With A Penis for more.
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Like the face you pull when his Piglet is reaching WAY UP in your Hundred Acre Wood...

Check out 32 Faces You'll Recognise If You've Ever Had Anal Sex With A Penis for more.

12. For stories and advice from people who have already tried anal sex.

Like these wise words:Enjoying (or not enjoying) anal sex doesn't "say" anything about you."I wish I'd known that liking it doesn't make you a 'bad girl' or a 'bad person' or less respectable, or anything like that!"—Crystal WootBootsCheck out 29 Things People Wish They Knew About Anal Sex Before Trying It for more.
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Like these wise words:

Enjoying (or not enjoying) anal sex doesn't "say" anything about you.

"I wish I'd known that liking it doesn't make you a 'bad girl' or a 'bad person' or less respectable, or anything like that!"

—Crystal WootBoots

Check out 29 Things People Wish They Knew About Anal Sex Before Trying It for more.

13. And finally, for pictures that manage to show just what it's like to have anal sex.

Like the picture above, when they tell you to keep rimming them but you've been doing it for half an hour and your tongue's cramping.Check out 20 Pictures That Perfectly Sum Up Anal Sex for more.
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Like the picture above, when they tell you to keep rimming them but you've been doing it for half an hour and your tongue's cramping.

Check out 20 Pictures That Perfectly Sum Up Anal Sex for more.