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50 Tweets That Were So Good In 2017, They Got More Than 50K Retweets

It's been a good year on the Twitters.

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“SANDRA CAN YOU OPEN THIS FUCKING THING BIT OF A SITUATION HERE”

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When they hang up and your music finally starts playing again

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day 12 of no nut november: i am in full control of my senses and have learned how to levitate

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OK SO DID I DO SOMETHING TO OFFEND THE WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHER?

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Not really how I imagined the second coming

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Writer: "Is it 'firsthand' or 'first hand'?" Editor: "Either one is fine."

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Rihanna: Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it 12 year old me: SEX IN THE AIR I DON’T CARE I LOVE THE S… https://t.co/ODR0nnIywJ

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Some baby on this plane is singing the ABCs all out of order and a guy just shouted "yes girl remix!!"

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Felt cute in this pic might delete soon tho

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Uber driver: ........... Me: .......... Uber driver: .......... Me: 5 stars.

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Me: *dies* People to my boyfriend: it's okay to get back out there, she'd want you to move on Me in heaven:

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Basically how I expect Beyoncé King to start

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my sister is about to have a baby and my brother showed up to the hospital in a suit because "first impressions mat… https://t.co/zWzJZPrWBs

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have u ever accidentally ignored someone for SO long that by the time u see the message again it would actually be rude of u to reply to it

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me: ew a roach roach: ew a fat bitch me:

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"Wow 3 tattoos.. those are pretty permanent you know" Me: wow 3 kids... those are pretty damn permanent CAROL

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Why the fuck has my 15 year old cousin just put this on his sc story 😭😭😭😂

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My favourite part of this is the caption saying the President (left)

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Some dude just called me a pussy for putting on sunscreen. Imagine thinking you're tougher than the sun? The fucking sun?

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someone: *hurts me very bad* me: i don’t deserve this. i need to remove toxic people from my life them: hey sorry… https://t.co/dHB8HXKSKr

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me when i get 5 likes and 3 retweets

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him: babe what's wrong me: nothing also me:

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Would you snitch on your friends for 4 billion ? Me :

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Gaga : Let’s have some fun, this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick 8 year old me :

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Me after selling my liver for $150,000, kidney for $200,000, my lungs for $60,000, and my eggs for $10,000.

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Said “sorry for the wait” to customer today and she turned around and said “no you’re not”. you know what you’re right

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"I actually invented Lemonade so it should be free."

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My friend's cat is out here trying to collect some insurance money.

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**When I'm bathing and a song i don't like starts playing. Me:

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*opens instagram* yep, everyone's life is still better than mine *closes instagram* *opens twitter* ah yes. my fellow trash bretheren.

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me replying back to people .02 seconds after they text me

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Thanks for the clarification, Dad.

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is it worth IT? lemme work IT i put my thang down flip IT and reverse IT

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Millennial: your generation got houses and jobs Boomer: yes but we lived with constant fear of nuclear winter Millennial: hold my avocado

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Lmao dude on Facebook said he been waiting 4 hours for the P to fall so he could sue Walmart

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Cashier: Sorry for your wait! We're short staffed Millennial: It's fine! Don't worry! 😁 Middle Aged Woman:

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[concert] SINGER: hows everyone doin tonight CROWD: woo ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): it's actually been a tough few months

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Presumably good at helping people stay alive.