Buzz·Posted on 1 Dec 201750 Tweets That Were So Good In 2017, They Got More Than 50K RetweetsIt's been a good year on the Twitters.by Ben HenryBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Ash Warner @AlsBoy “SANDRA CAN YOU OPEN THIS FUCKING THING BIT OF A SITUATION HERE” 11:18 PM - 22 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. ᴋᴇʀʀᴀ @KeezusDior When they hang up and your music finally starts playing again 09:00 PM - 13 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. i need a girlfriend im 6’4 @ilooklikelilbil day 12 of no nut november: i am in full control of my senses and have learned how to levitate 12:11 AM - 13 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Mike T @majtague OK SO DID I DO SOMETHING TO OFFEND THE WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHER? 02:10 AM - 11 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. SYRE @Sturrfridge Not really how I imagined the second coming 04:57 PM - 14 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. AJ ⚾️ @NCSox Writer: "Is it 'firsthand' or 'first hand'?" Editor: "Either one is fine." 06:53 PM - 29 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. c @chuuzus Rihanna: Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it 12 year old me: SEX IN THE AIR I DON’T CARE I LOVE THE S… https://t.co/ODR0nnIywJ 05:04 PM - 07 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. kelsey @silence__kit Some baby on this plane is singing the ABCs all out of order and a guy just shouted "yes girl remix!!" 08:09 PM - 07 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. alex @sIiceofpizza Felt cute in this pic might delete soon tho 04:15 PM - 23 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Mohanad Elshieky @MohanadElshieky Uber driver: ........... Me: .......... Uber driver: .......... Me: 5 stars. 07:18 PM - 06 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. asia @asialbx Me: *dies* People to my boyfriend: it's okay to get back out there, she'd want you to move on Me in heaven: 08:55 PM - 28 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Cherry-Thong.Com @AyeQueLo Basically how I expect Beyoncé King to start 08:48 AM - 03 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. IRIS KESSLER @Iris_Elisabeth_ my sister is about to have a baby and my brother showed up to the hospital in a suit because "first impressions mat… https://t.co/zWzJZPrWBs 01:42 PM - 03 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. bez @_caitlinberry ???? is my hamster on crack 09:07 PM - 02 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. 🌹 @Ixwie have u ever accidentally ignored someone for SO long that by the time u see the message again it would actually be rude of u to reply to it 08:10 PM - 20 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. fat bully @ricardojkay me: ew a roach roach: ew a fat bitch me: 06:46 PM - 19 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Emily Barry @EmiBarry "Wow 3 tattoos.. those are pretty permanent you know" Me: wow 3 kids... those are pretty damn permanent CAROL 02:51 AM - 26 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Lauren Ng @_laurenng_ Why the fuck has my 15 year old cousin just put this on his sc story 😭😭😭😂 04:24 PM - 08 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. James Doleman @jamesdoleman My favourite part of this is the caption saying the President (left) 03:48 PM - 17 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. No Context @PicsWNoContext 12:00 AM - 20 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. "Riggs" @RiggsBarstool Some dude just called me a pussy for putting on sunscreen. Imagine thinking you're tougher than the sun? The fucking sun? 12:10 PM - 10 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. matthew @drugcravings 2017 in a nutshell 02:08 AM - 17 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. 24. hannah @hancalamity someone: *hurts me very bad* me: i don’t deserve this. i need to remove toxic people from my life them: hey sorry… https://t.co/dHB8HXKSKr 09:23 PM - 22 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. yanis @lessprobIem me when i get 5 likes and 3 retweets 09:16 PM - 02 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. ♡ fibi @badgalfibi him: babe what's wrong me: nothing also me: 03:15 PM - 05 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. 暹罗猫 @FxckArmy Would you snitch on your friends for 4 billion ? Me : 03:50 PM - 31 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. xmas mar @maryjennaa Gaga : Let’s have some fun, this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick 8 year old me : 02:45 AM - 28 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. asia @asialbx Me after selling my liver for $150,000, kidney for $200,000, my lungs for $60,000, and my eggs for $10,000. 08:10 AM - 28 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. stephanie france @Stephfrancex Said “sorry for the wait” to customer today and she turned around and said “no you’re not”. you know what you’re right 09:54 PM - 26 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. blaria. @Keelectric_Lady "I actually invented Lemonade so it should be free." 02:52 AM - 27 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. Cates Holderness @catesish the ol' razzle dazzle 03:40 PM - 18 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. Mr. Drinks On Me @Mr_DrinksOnMe My friend's cat is out here trying to collect some insurance money. 10:56 AM - 09 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 34. Franz!!! @Captain_risch **When I'm bathing and a song i don't like starts playing. Me: 06:45 PM - 11 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 35. Maud Bernabé @MaudBernab Goodbye Mufasa. I'm the King now. 10:30 AM - 12 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 36. titties out... got my coin ready to go. @zoexrain when I need my space but I also want attention 04:14 AM - 03 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 37. scrooge mcduck @Brazos_Elkins *opens instagram* yep, everyone's life is still better than mine *closes instagram* *opens twitter* ah yes. my fellow trash bretheren. 04:43 AM - 18 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 38. fat bully @ricardojkay me replying back to people .02 seconds after they text me 02:41 AM - 29 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 39. Brosephine Wires @JoParkerBear When Canadians fight on Twitter. 06:24 AM - 28 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 40. decent pigeon @decentbirthday I think my Uber driver is in trouble 07:44 PM - 25 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 41. Ray @rayy_baybay Thanks for the clarification, Dad. 12:48 PM - 21 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 42. ⚡ @2oo2grl is it worth IT? lemme work IT i put my thang down flip IT and reverse IT 01:37 AM - 15 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 43. i’m just chillin! 😎 in cedar rapids!! @trashlord5000 bob is dead 05:22 PM - 03 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 44. Ken Norton @kennethn Millennial: your generation got houses and jobs Boomer: yes but we lived with constant fear of nuclear winter Millennial: hold my avocado 09:38 PM - 08 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 45. Toyin @ToyinLies2Girls Lmao dude on Facebook said he been waiting 4 hours for the P to fall so he could sue Walmart 09:48 PM - 15 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 46. James @JayGreatorex Nailed it. 07:55 AM - 16 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 47. Steven @IIIIIMCMXCV Cashier: Sorry for your wait! We're short staffed Millennial: It's fine! Don't worry! 😁 Middle Aged Woman: 03:49 PM - 11 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 48. Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov [concert] SINGER: hows everyone doin tonight CROWD: woo ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): it's actually been a tough few months 05:02 AM - 09 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 49. Andrew Dennison @CharlieBeatnik Presumably good at helping people stay alive. 09:06 AM - 14 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 50. For more Best of 2017 content, click here!