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    27 Incredibly Unhappy Thoughts Everybody Has At A Spin Class

    Why do I hate myself?

    1. "Ow."

    20th Century Fox

    2. "OK that was premature, I haven't even started yet."

    Disney

    3. "Why am I even here?"

    Summit Entertainment

    4. "Why do I hate myself?"

    Fox

    5. "Are we done yet? Because I was done about five minutes ago, when this whole thing started."

    RCA

    6. "Why is she shouting? Somebody get her some water, she needs to calm down."

    20th Television

    7. "This seat is so uncomfortable. You're going to torture me for 45 minutes and make me sit on this stump? That's just disrespectful."

    E!

    8. "Has anybody ever died on a spin bike? Am I going to be the first?"

    Universal

    9. "Stand up? Lol OK how about we don't."

    NBC

    10. "Ow."

    Disney

    11. "If she says '3, 2, 1, SPIN' one more time, I'm leaving."

    Warner Bros

    12. "I must've been really evil in a past life otherwise The Lord would not be testing me like this."

    20th Television

    13. "Tbf my ass looks good in the mirror."

    Showtime

    14. "I am 100% finished with this class, how do I get off this bike?"

    Disney

    15. "Do you hear that lady? That's my legs saying 'NOT TODAY SATAN'."

    ABC

    16. "Fuck bollocks shit cunt."

    ITV

    17. "Lol she thinks I'm hovering but I'm just sitting down."

    Universal

    18. "Turn the resistance up? I finally know what will be the cause of my death."

    ABC

    19. "No really, ow."

    BBC

    20. "No pain, no gain? WELL WHERE'S MY FUCKING GAIN I AM HURTING GODDAMMIT!"

    Lionsgate

    21. "This is the first time I've ever been upset about having an ass in my face."

    Universal

    22. "I won't give up, I won't give up, I won't... OK I give up."

    Gramercy Pictures

    23. "Ow ow ow ow ow."

    Warner Bros

    24. I am never ever coming back, ever.

    Warner Bros

    25. "Who will carry me from this room for my legs have had it? Anybody?"

    Warner Bros

    26. "Guess I'll just stay here on the floor then."

    Disney

    27. "Ow."

    BBC

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