1.We've all been in that position where our romantic judgement has been clouded because we're hypnotised by the majesty of a beautiful dick.
2.You always get dickmatised by a fuckboy for a start, so you know it's all going downhill from there.
3.You start letting him get away with small things because hey, it's no biggie yet (unlike the D).
4.In fact, you not only accept the fuckery, you start excusing it because his dick is that magical.
5.You sometimes even think these little fuck-ups are cute because all you're really thinking about is when he makes up for it in the sack.
6.Then the fuckery starts to get a bit bolder and you're still not paying attention.
7.You're too busy thinking about the dick like it's a clock pendulum.
8.You may as well nickname the dick Kaa because once you look it in the eye, your common sense starts packing a suitcase for time off you haven't authorised.
9.You tell all your friends how good the D is.
10.In fact you probably show your friends the goods because you want them to know just how lucky you are.
11.But being dickmatised makes it difficult to explain to your friends why you put up with his fuckboy ways.
12.Then he starts the real bullshit, the fuckery that got you sitting there thinking, Wait hold up, no.
13.He starts getting this attitude like he thinks his dick gonna save him from being replaced.
14.You try to be mad but then you see the D again and you forget why you were mad in the first place.
15.Even when you break it off, you debate going back just because the dick.
16.Like, what if you never have one that good again, ever?
17.What if every dick from now on pales in comparison?
18.Thinking these questions does sometimes make you go back.
19.But at some point the curse breaks, you're no longer dickmatised, and you transform into a flight attendant pointing out the nearest exits.
20.Your common sense finally returns to work.
21.And you've learnt your lesson to never be dickmatised again.
