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21 Things You'll Understand If A Penis Has Ever Made You Lose All Sense

Dickmatised = being hypnotised by the D.

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1. We've all been in that position where our romantic judgement has been clouded because we're hypnotised by the majesty of a beautiful dick.

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19. But at some point the curse breaks, you're no longer dickmatised, and you transform into a flight attendant pointing out the nearest exits.

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"Your exits are here, here, and here. Don't let the door hit you on your way out."

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