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Twitter Is Already The Funniest Thing About 2018 And We're Only Three Days In

Maybe this year won't be so bad after all...

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Britney chewing gum while barely lip syncing is the level of effort I’m going to put into 2018

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*1 person likes my tweet* me: life of an influencer, baby. some people sing. some people paint. me? i inspire.

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Gavin: guys im getting bullie- The entire internet:

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forgot to make a resolution so I'm just gonna pick one thing I've already done today and run with it

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How will the Bachelor ever choose which Blonde Ombre Woman to make his wIFE?????

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Does "increasing the risk of nuclear war" violate the Twitter terms of service?

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Him: "I'm not about to argue with you right now so chill out" Me: "OK BUT... I... AM... ABOUT... TO... AR... GUE..… https://t.co/oK8MfOzU40

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The Mariah Carey NYE performance is the groundhog that decides whether the next year is gonna be good or not

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Being gay is exhausting!! You have to have an encyclopedic knowledge of every quote, scene + facial expression from… https://t.co/CasBK0robj

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Jfkskfkjsksdf I’ve never seen the full video, only the gif.

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the existence of black mirror is itself a black mirror episode. a show about the dangers of technology is released… https://t.co/N1pbhtKknn

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The mom I babysat for on NYE came home hammered as her husband did everything in his power to hold her up. She then… https://t.co/fdnrMRfTwR

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happy two-year anniversary to this important part of British art history

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so i tested out the theory that if you play "Feeling Myself" by Nicki Minaj and Beyoncé at exactly 11:58:50 pm on N… https://t.co/iftSx4csj4

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Bank account nice and empty. Starting the year on a clean slate

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i had a dream Beyoncé let me go through her phone and guess what my bird ass did. gave myself a shoutout on instagr… https://t.co/ljE33RYkDp

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she was fiat 500 twitter he was strongbow dark fruit twitter can i make it any more obvious

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Can someone settle an argument between me and my priest? Which Kardashians are pregnant?

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LMFAO my dad is going through his bank statements and goes “what’s U-L-T-A? $275 ? Is that utilities?” And my mom g… https://t.co/GBJeqTOX0t

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This HAD to be the most iconic dance battle of all time❗️My sis Oprah ain’t ever seen nothin like it before skskskk… https://t.co/lICvKjn8Qf

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*me and u by cassie comes on* me:

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I fucked up already, 2019 my year fasho

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i hate when people ask me what im going to be doing in 2 years.. like cmon guys i dont have 2020 vision