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i’ve never missed in person meetings more than i did watching this parish council meeting descend into chaos
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When the TV license people knock on the door. #DragRaceUK
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I've added Wuthering Heights to this video of a panda sliding around in the snow so I can watch it every morning when I wake up and have an instant morale boost.
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Win, lose or draw, Carlisle United award their Man of the Match with a takeaway curry after the game. Joe Riley’s face when he received a Korma after their 2-1 defeat last night has done me. Incredible
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If Wonderwall was released in the 80s 🎶 Full version anyone?
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Jennifer Lopez is the same age as Jacob Rees-Mogg.
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Hello to this NHS legend. Every hallway is a runway
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i don't want to have my stupid little cereal again, I want a £520 cup of scrambled egg from Leon
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The best headline that you’ll read today.
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https://t.co/5PmV896IRX
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God I miss this level of peer pressure
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Couples in Clapham: Oh no, a person is walking towards us. But if we walk in single file for eight seconds, the world will think our deep love during a global pandemic is lesser! We must simply force them into the road The general public: [perishes under a car]
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Do you ever think about the fact that Rita Ora's name is Rita
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James Corden acts gay for two hours and gets a Golden Globe nomination, I act straight for 23 years and all I get is trauma
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if british sitcoms were set during the pandemic
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I see ‘congratulations Kate’ is trending in the UK and I just want to say yes it is very impressive that I woke up before midday today thank you all for your support
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I genuinely laughed out loud #EastEnders
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Bucky for short x https://t.co/w0Kozn2eqI
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Remembering the 80s, when they tried to sell Weetabix by making it look like it was going to fuck you up outside a flat roofed pub
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Prince William when Kate suggests having his brother and sister-in-law over for dinner
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TWEENIES BY POLITICAL PARTY - A THREAD: Milo: Labour Working-class hero Milo stays true to his Labour roots, though he's none-too-impressed with Starmer's leadership thus far.
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throwback to when I accidentally took the wrong container from the fridge and brought a tub of raw broccoli up Snowdon
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me during me straight my meeting: after:
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what your email signature says about you
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Christopher Nolan directing Michael Caine to say "Never!" in Batman Begins
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me at my big age this weekend tuning in to CBBC to watch tracy cuss out justine
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thinking about when I was BANNED from watching Tracy Beaker when I was about 10/11 years old because I was getting an “attitude” and telling me mum to bog off 😭😭😭💀💀😭😭
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His name is Ru?!?!? I've been calling him Ruth this whole time.
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The little man who lives in the crisps:
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I’m sorry to hear that you think I have no authority here I actually am like obviously i’m gonna be upset about that innit yeah but Handforth PC Clerk you know the only thing is no one can force me to keep you on the call or anything yeah so I’m booting you off orite