Buzz·Posted on 26 Dec 202018 Hilarious New Years Tweets From 2019 That Are Even Funnier A Year LaterLet's think back to a simpler time.by Ben ArmsonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. James @CaucasianJames i’ve decided to lay low for new year’s eve and not spend the first day of the decade hungover sobbing in the shower 07:51 PM - 30 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. holding giorno's hand🐞 Happy Hanukkah! @chisakanon happy new year everyone 05:40 PM - 31 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Natalie Mariduena @natalinanoel My new years resolution is to not eat an oreo every time i walk into the kitchen 11:28 PM - 01 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Zack @Asmongold Pretty excited it's a new year Now I can fuck this one up too 11:52 PM - 01 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt SAYING YOU ARE MAKING A NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION • predictable & boring • nobody wants to hear about it SAYING YOU "THINK THE TIDES ARE TURNING" • what the hell does that mean? • are you some kind of ocean wizard? • you seem mysterious & powerful 05:44 PM - 26 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. James Cosgrove @MrJamesCosgrove Dec 24: Christmas Eve Dec 25: Christmas Day Dec 26: Boxing Day Dec 27-30: Every day feels like a Sunday, proof that time is a social construct Dec 31: New Year's Eve Jan 1: New Year's Day Jan 2: Reality hits 02:19 PM - 27 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman Me on NYE at a house party with 10 people: 07:44 PM - 29 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. ari 🤸♀️ @AriannaDantone Idk who needs to hear this but if you're thinking about having a basic ass roaring 20's party because of 2020.... please invite me 12:48 AM - 28 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Chase @chaselyons -wake up from New Years party still in my jeans ✅ -tweet out “2020 is my Year 😈”✅ -cover myself in axe body spray instead of showering ✅ -scroll through Instagram and see she had her New Years kiss with him✅ -oh god it hurts so bad✅ -oh well there’s always next year✅ 06:23 PM - 01 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Jim Halpert @JimHalpert__ 2019 me vs 2020 me 08:27 AM - 02 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66 Me giving her and her boyfriend a safe ride home from their New Year’s Eve party 07:32 PM - 31 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. in charge of the girls @AmeriKraut january rent watching all your christmas and new years eve plans 01:10 PM - 26 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. liz @liz_haydon my only two new years resolutions are to: 1) release my inhibitions 2) feel the rain on my skin 01:58 AM - 01 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith My resolution, and I think it’s doable, is to run so fast into a chain link fence that I come out as cubes. 05:16 PM - 01 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Lee Dawson @LeeDawsonPT if I was in charge of the London fireworks display 03:44 PM - 31 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Chris Calogero @RealChrisCal Just saw a dude carrying lettuce in one hand & more lettuce in a bag in his other hand and he was taking bites of the hand lettuce like it was a nice treat. So my resolution for 2020 is I don’t want to see that ever again. 08:42 PM - 31 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Slutty but Seasonal 1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS Entering 2020 with this energy 05:00 PM - 01 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Mark Smith @marksmithstuff 2020 is cancelled 07:27 PM - 02 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite