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Gonna tell my kids this was the Suez Canal blockage
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My ambitious plan to free the boat is to push a huge cotton swab up the canal
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Is your child texting about the Suez Canal boat? BRB - Bow Really Bulbous LOL - Lack Of Leeway CBA - Canal Blocked, Asshole LMFAO - Lol, Mother Fucker Aground, Oh! BYOB - Boat Yeeted On Bank WTF - What The Frigate BTW - Boat Totally Wasted
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I love that the boat is stuck because every other piece of global news is so hard to comprehend or explain. The boat? It's just stuck. Stuff won't go. Boat needs to be not stuck. That's it.
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Can’t imagine playing out your worst day on the world stage for everyone to make jokes. I’m showing solidarity with the Ever Given. Will you?
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I’m not sorry
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having a nice time imagining i'm the big boat. the world cries out for me to stop destroying global commerce. my response? toot toot :)
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my name is Boat and wen im tired (but shipping werk is still required) then all I want is lyttle snooze i turn to side i blok the Sooz
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They need this dog at the Suez Canal immediately..
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Hey is the Suez Canal really slow for anyone else right now?
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haha what if i was stuck in the suez canal 😜 what would you do 😉 noooo lol i’m so big and wide 🥵 i’m blocking a vital seaborne trade passageway 🥺👉👈 come help me baby...
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Yeah sex is good but have you ever got your boat stuck in the Suez Canal and blocked 10% of the world’s trade?
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“I once blocked the Suez Canal”
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Why isn't there a livestream of the ship stuck in the Suez Canal? I feel that would be very relaxing to watch and make me feel a lot better about my own problems.
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so long suckers! i rev up my big boat and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely horizontal on the suez canal
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I knew there were hot pants on that ship
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I want you to park that big container ship right in this little canal
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The Suez Canal:
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have we done this one yet?
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What is happing in #SuezCanal today explained. #Egypt