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    May 23, 2020

    25 British Tweets From This Week That Had Us Bent Over Double Laughing

    "i miss being drunk and eating my Mcdonald’s with my eyes closed"

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    If you haven’t hid in work toilets have you really worked?

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    Our letting agent asked us to make a video of the flat we are basically being forced out of. I wish them the very best of luck.

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    Knock your shin on this and you’re finished https://t.co/gjpjpGvxhP

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    i miss being drunk and eating my mcdonald’s with my eyes closed

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    This is the view on the escalator to Manchester Arndale food court on market street https://t.co/tLIIxERuxW

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    Wonder how many times Rod Hull used Emu to take hot stuff out of the oven.

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    When you order your girlfriend a personalised gin glass and get the option to add a note......

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    good morning to everyone except my boyfriend, who didn’t consult me before he used washing up liquid in lieu of dishwasher tablets last night

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    “Peaky Blinders is quality mate, Tom Hardy surely the best actor going”

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    I miss drinking a ginger shot from Pret and convincing myself that I feel better for it.

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    this was our last credible news source

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    If you're chatting to me and you like me don't ever let the conversation die. Ask me if I like bread

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    After years of hard work and dedication i can finally say i am a proud home owner at 18, Anything is possible 🙌🏾💯💪🏾

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    anyone still only got £1 in their help to buy isa

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    DO YOU THINK when pubs finally reopen with social distancing, it will mark an end to men moving us out of the way by putting their hands on our waists? Can we dare to dream

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    omg broke boi @RoyalFamily https://t.co/zf70wn9Ob6

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    Remember in school when your tights used to really itch your bum I wonder what that was about x

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    if you’ve ever been to Peterborough, you’ll let them enjoy their 6 McDonald’s in peace. that’s all they have

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    Does anybody know the long term exit strategy for the clapping thing?

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