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My mum, a northerner in London, keeps calling central London the “town centre” 😡😡😩😩
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welcome to england
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This week’s Guardian restaurant column is about a northern chip shop. This comment has kept me awake. I. I just. What.
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Do you remember when Bridget Jones was considered a loser for having a full-time job in PR and having our own flat in zone one London and being single at 32 😂
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Where the hell is this and what have they done with London?
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the only card I will accept tomorrow
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https://t.co/aNcTCXB8ad
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the new breed of uni students are different. i was having 2000 words left 3 hours before the deadline https://t.co/SB2YbmDPvv
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at what age does buying a round of tequila shots for a group of friends turn from being a generous act of love to being a pain in the fucking arse for everyone
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me to me after completing one (1) thing on my list
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Can’t believe southerners dnt call the centre of their town town
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Me guessing the masked singer
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Corbyn: I think we should make broadband free. Media: Madman, utter insanity, it could never work. Johnson: I want to build a 30-mile bridge across a 1000-foot-deep stretch of water that has a load of explosives dumped somewhere at the bottom. Media: Jolly good old chap! When?
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A small 13 (maybe 12) year old boy just yelled at me ‘you’re too fit to be taking out the bins’ and he is so right
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Trains are cancelled cause of the wind, but uni expects me to still come in??? What makes them think I’m stronger than a train
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the one gay extra in 1917
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Did Paddington write this https://t.co/KyOEq4REIh