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    17 New Years Resolution Tweets That Had Me Cackling

    "my new year’s resolution is to put my clothes back on the hangers after i try 8 different outfits outta the closet lol"

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    What's gonna be yall New Years resolution...? We sticking to 1280x960 streched..

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    New year resolution End of the year https://t.co/x6AHXMei8J

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    SAYING YOU ARE MAKING A NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION • predictable & boring • nobody wants to hear about it SAYING YOU "THINK THE TIDES ARE TURNING" • what the hell does that mean? • are you some kind of ocean wizard? • you seem mysterious & powerful

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    i don’t have a New Years resolution because i perfected myself in 2019 and have absolutely no issues, concerns, fears, personal debt, vendettas, grudges, or food allergies at all nope nothing whatsoever

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    my only two new years resolutions are to: 1) release my inhibitions 2) feel the rain on my skin

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    new year’s resolutions: -get a sword -stop getting pushed around (i have a sword now) -stop going to work but still get paid (threaten my boss with my new sword) -fight people with my sword

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    My resolution, and I think it’s doable, is to run so fast into a chain link fence that I come out as cubes.

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    My resolution for 2018 is to start paying more attention

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    Just saw a dude carrying lettuce in one hand & more lettuce in a bag in his other hand and he was taking bites of the hand lettuce like it was a nice treat. So my resolution for 2020 is I don’t want to see that ever again.

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    my new year’s resolution is to put my clothes back on the hangers after i try 8 different outfits outta the closet lol

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    my new years resolution is to continue being a cutie fuckin patootie

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    ANOTHER YEAR WITH NO ASS. IM FINNA CHANGE MY RESOLUTION

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    my new year resolution is to simply stop thinking fuck a thought

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    Person: Any big resolutions for the new year? Me: Fuck more, cry less

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    I always like to look at Woody Guthrie's New Year's Resolutions from 1942. Pretty similar to what mine are each year.

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