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What's gonna be yall New Years resolution...? We sticking to 1280x960 streched..
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New year resolution End of the year https://t.co/x6AHXMei8J
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SAYING YOU ARE MAKING A NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION • predictable & boring • nobody wants to hear about it SAYING YOU "THINK THE TIDES ARE TURNING" • what the hell does that mean? • are you some kind of ocean wizard? • you seem mysterious & powerful
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i don’t have a New Years resolution because i perfected myself in 2019 and have absolutely no issues, concerns, fears, personal debt, vendettas, grudges, or food allergies at all nope nothing whatsoever
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New Years resolutions be like :
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my only two new years resolutions are to: 1) release my inhibitions 2) feel the rain on my skin
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new year’s resolutions: -get a sword -stop getting pushed around (i have a sword now) -stop going to work but still get paid (threaten my boss with my new sword) -fight people with my sword
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My resolution, and I think it’s doable, is to run so fast into a chain link fence that I come out as cubes.
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My resolution for 2018 is to start paying more attention
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Just saw a dude carrying lettuce in one hand & more lettuce in a bag in his other hand and he was taking bites of the hand lettuce like it was a nice treat. So my resolution for 2020 is I don’t want to see that ever again.
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my new year’s resolution is to put my clothes back on the hangers after i try 8 different outfits outta the closet lol
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my new years resolution is to continue being a cutie fuckin patootie
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ANOTHER YEAR WITH NO ASS. IM FINNA CHANGE MY RESOLUTION
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my new year resolution is to simply stop thinking fuck a thought
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My new years resolution
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Person: Any big resolutions for the new year? Me: Fuck more, cry less
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I always like to look at Woody Guthrie's New Year's Resolutions from 1942. Pretty similar to what mine are each year.