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    Updated on Apr 16, 2020. Posted on Apr 9, 2020

    21 Weird Products That Really Exist And Honestly Have Every Right To

    These things are wrong, but oh-so right.

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    1. A pack of instant mushroom coffee (yes with real mushrooms!) for people looking to stay awake, but without the jitters that commonly come with traditional coffee.

    Four Sigmatic

    The coffee comes in individual packets that you can mix with hot water (add some ghee or milk for a creamier taste). It tastes like a milder coffee and can provide a less intense energy boost without the jitters. See BuzzFeed's full review of this coffee.

    Get it from Four Sigmatic for $15+ (available in ground or instant coffee).

    2. A pair of Pikachu underwear that are just as shocked looking as you are.

    Geekskinunderwear

    Get them from Geekskinunderwear on Etsy for $19.93 (available in sizes XS–XXL).

    3. A deodorant that smells like freshly minted money so you can feel like a million bucks every day.

    Crystal

    Get it from Crystal for $6.15.

    4. Jizz the Game — a game everyone will be pumped to play.

    Firebox

    Sigh, OK so here is how this terrible thing works: You pass around the phallic device and each person spins the balls. The balls will tell you how many times to pump and where to direct the top of the device. After a randomly selected amount of pumps, it will "ejaculate" the liquid of your choice (hopefully water?). It's basically sperm roulette.

    Get it from Firebox for $24.99.

    5. A Cup of Noodles hamster hut so your furry friend can go through a similar college phase.

    LoveDrizzlesSmallPet

    Get it from LoveFrizzlesSmallPet on Etsy for $27.99.

    6. A fowl language mug covered in birds with kinda naughty names.

    Always Fits

    Get it from Always Fits for $18.

    7. A corgi butt bottle opener that is uhmmmmm cute? Look, there is dog caboose merch everywhere these days, so this feels inevitable.

    Perpetual Kid

    Get it from Perpetual Kid for $9.99 or Target for $10.

    8. An inflatable foot bath you can fill with heel-saving goo that'll feel oh-so relaxing.

    Firebox

    Inflate, fill with water, add included packet of powder, and RELAX.

    Get it from Firebox for $19.99.

    9. A lil' potato light ready to be your best spuddy.

    Urban Outfitters

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $22.

    10. A croissant stress toy that's part of a balanced breakfast routine.

    Bando

    Get it from Ban.do for $8.95.

    11. An oven mitt for plant lovers who just want to stress bake and be left alone.

    Always Fits

    Get it from Always Fits for $13.75.

    12. A box of hot dog bandages that'll make any minor injury feel better instantly.

    Perpetual Kid

    Get a box of 18 from Perpetual Kid for $5.99.

    13. A pack of rude gnomes to cause trouble in your houseplants.

    Firebox

    Get a set of four from Firebox for $15.99.

    14. A gummy skull you can hold in your hand with a dramatic flourish. Alas, poor gummy Yorick! I knew him.

    Vat19

    Get it from Vat19 for $39.99 (available in three flavors).

    15. A unicorn candle holder that weeps wax as the candle melts. Spooky, but still kinda adorable.

    Firebox

    It comes with two rainbow, horn-shaped candles.

    Get it from Firebox for $12.99 (originally $24.99).

    16. A plush Rilakkuma tissue box cover for people who demand cuteness from every item in their home.

    Urban Outfitters

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $18.

    17. A pair of baby baphomet earrings that are seriously cute as hell.

    Cute Nail Studio

    Get them from Cute Nail Studio for $25.

    18. A Mars dust globe for space lovers who would take a red dust storm over a blizzard any day.

    UncommonGoods

    Get it from UncommonGoods for $35.

    19. A pastel butt pillow in a wonderful gradient pattern that's simply booty-ful.

    Human

    Get it from Human for $24.99+ (available in three sizes, with or without an insert).

    20. A clock dedicated to a particularly awkward scene in The Office. Now every time can be brocc-o-clock.

    SergSuperShop

    Get it from SergSuperShop on Etsy for $23.95.

    21. A somewhat catty wine glass for anyone whose favorite conversation partner is their pet.

    OneCraftyMisfit

    Get it from OneCraftyMisfit on Etsy for $9.40 (also available in dog form).

    Stay weird!

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