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    26 Weird Products That Really Exist And Honestly Have Every Right To

    These things are wrong, but oh-so right.

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    1. A pack of instant mushroom coffee (yes with real mushrooms!) for people looking to stay awake, but without the jitters that commonly come with traditional coffee.

    model pours instant coffee into mug
    Four Sigmatic

    The coffee comes in individual packets that you can mix with hot water (add some ghee or milk for a creamier taste). It tastes like a milder coffee and can provide a less intense energy boost without the jitters. See BuzzFeed's full review of this coffee.

    Get it from Four Sigmatic for $15+ (available in ground or instant coffee) or Amazon for $12.15.

    2. Squishy poops you can squeeze when you're feeling down in the dumps (sorry).

    different colored poops with little beads inside
    Amazon

    Promising review: "My little one is obsessed with potty talk. All day song about poop and the poop emoji. I got these for her. I set up a weekly prize box and she gets one for good behavior at the end of the week. She loves these. They are colorful, funny, and durable. I have gotten more than one of these and may daughter really loved them." —alexa h markiewicz

    Get a pack of three from Amazon for $17.99.

    3. A Cup of Noodles hamster hut so your furry friend can go through a similar college phase.

    hamster sits in ceramic ramen noodles with hole in side
    LoveDrizzlesSmallPet

    Get it from LoveFrizzlesSmallPet on Etsy for $24.99.

    4. A metal tin with a pair of instant undies, in case of emergencies.

    youtube.com

    Just pop it in water to get your underwear.

    Get it from Amazon for $4.96.

    5. A fowl language mug covered in birds with kinda naughty names.

    Always Fits

    Get it from Always Fits for $18.

    6. A variety pack of soda for anyone who just really needs to know what buffalo wing-flavored pop tastes like.

    lineup of bottles with sodas that taste like bacon, buffalo wing, sweet corn, pumpkin pie, ranch dressing, and peanut butter and jelly
    Amazon

    Promising review: "Purchased for Christmas Gift. Shipping was scary fast, and it’s everything it’s intended to be. If you want something that tastes good and is easy to swallow, don’t buy this. This stuff is meant to turn people’s faces sideways and their worlds upside down. Great gag gift! 10/10 would buy again." —Austin V

    Get a pack of six from Amazon for $28.99.

    7. Evian-themed slime that'll be refreshing to look at and rewarding to play with.

    hand holds slime with plastic mini evian bottle in it
    Amazon

    It's clear slime that comes with a mini toy Evian water bottle!

    Get it from Amazon for $9.

    8. A Mars dust globe for space lovers who would take a red dust storm over a blizzard any day.

    UncommonGoods

    Get it from UncommonGoods for $35.

    9. A corgi butt bottle opener that is uhmmmmm cute? Look, there is dog caboose merch everywhere these days, so this feels inevitable.

    bottle being opened in corgi butt
    Perpetual Kid

    Get it from Perpetual Kid for $9.99 or Target for $10.

    10. An inflatable foot bath you can fill with heel-saving goo that'll feel oh-so relaxing.

    feet squishing pink jelly-like substance in inflatable container
    Firebox

    Inflate, fill with water, add included packet of powder, and RELAX.

    Get it from Firebox for $20.99.

    11. A brick set so you can build your own...*checks notes* bear peeing into a urinal.

    brick set of bear peeing in urinal
    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $9.98.

    12. A lil' potato light ready to be your best spuddy.

    cute pudgy potato light
    Urban Outfitters

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $22.

    13. A pair of baby baphomet earrings that are seriously cute as heck.

    two dangling lamb earrings with pentagrams on their foreheads
    Cute Nail Studio

    Get them from Cute Nail Studio for $25.

    14. A tortilla blanket for anyone who would like to be as warm and snuggly as a burrito.

    tortilla shaped blanket
    Amazon

    Promising review: "The coolest blanket I've ever seen. It's not a huge, queen-size blanket but definitely big enough for a throw blanket. Love how soft it is and nicely made. Worth every penny!" —Amazon Customer

    Get it from Amazon for $26.95.

    15. A reversible sequin pillow case that reveals Nic Cage's face when you pet it. If this isn't a national treasure, nothing is.

    a red sequin pillow that reveals nic cage's face when pet
    Amazon

    This is just a case, but fear not! You can get a pillow insert right here.

    Get it from Amazon for $9.99.

    16. A pastel butt pillow in a wonderful gradient pattern that's simply booty-ful.

    pillow with rainbow butts on it
    Human

    Get it from Human for $24.99+ (available in three sizes, with or without an insert).

    17. A clock dedicated to a particularly awkward scene in The Office. Now every time can be brocc-o-clock.

    clock with pictures of heads of kevin malone with two clock arms holding broccoli
    SergSuperShop

    Get it from SergSuperShop on Etsy for $23.95.

    18. A pair of grass-topped flip-flops for people who like to feel the grass between their toes, even if they're walking through a gross bathroom.

    flip flops with grass on it
    Amazon

    Get them from Amazon for $16.84+ (available in sizes 5.5–13 and three colors).

    19. A Mac-inspired candle so you can feel like you're in an Apple store without even having to book an appointment at the Genius Bar.

    matte white candle
    Amazon

    This soy candle smells like armoise and bergamot, with hints of lemon, tarragon, amber, and musk. It burns for 60 to 70 hours.

    Get it from Amazon for $29.99.

    20. A Deadpool mousepad that's strangely practical because it offers the breast wrist support.

    deadpool with breasted shape wrist rest
    Amazon

    Promising review: "You know, I know that they made this as a novelty product, but honestly, the crease in the gel pad is just incredibly comfortable. It simply provides better support than a standard mousepad with a single-bar gel pad. It's spread out over your wrist rather than touching only a single point. Really helps with wrist posture." —wordfiend

    Get it from Amazon for $18.99.

    21. A tube of Unicorn Snot glitter sunscreen so you can shimmer without simmering in the heat.

    Amazon, Unicorn Snot

    This SPF 30 sunscreen provides UVA/UVB protection, plus sparkles. It's water-resistant for up to 80 minutes.

    Promising review: "I bought this specifically for ACL and it did not disappoint. The glitter did not disappoint. It caught the sun wonderfully and wasn’t too big. Not only did I get a ton of compliments, but I didn’t get sunburnt either!" —Amazon Customer

    Get it from Amazon for $14.99 (available in three colors).

    22. A splashy spoon rest for aggressive cooks who want their kitchen to look like a crime scene.

    red splash shaped spoon rest
    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $7.64.

    23. A burger-covered face mask that's a little cheesy (in a good way).

    burger on mask
    Zazzle

    Get it from Zazzle for $12.95.

    24. A dope soap on a rope to take showering to higher and higher heights.

    marijuana shaped soap
    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $9.99.

    25. A miniature picnic table that can be attached to the trunk of a tree and fitted with a small corn cob. Squirrels are coming over for dinner anyway — might as well provide seating.

    Amazon

    Get some squirrel corn here.

    Promising review: "This is such a cute concept, but also a well-made and great-proportioned product. There were several picnic tables for squirrels to choose from, and I’m so glad we chose this one! It’s beautiful, and the customer service is so friendly — they even sent us a hand-written thank you!" —Amazon Customer

    Get it from Amazon for $34.95.

    26. And a shrimp-shaped neck pillow, because why the heck not.

    shrimp shaped pillow
    Amazon

    Promising review: "Well, I bought 12 of these when I was drunk. I wasn't expecting to spend $416 on a gaggle of neck pillows, but the look you get in the airport — and the thanks you receive from children you gift them to — is priceless lol." —TylerTroup

    Get it from Amazon for $18.99.

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