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1. A set of cat butt hangers they'll think is the cat's meow.
2. A car window decal pretty much made for your favorite sassy mama.
3. A bubble wrap suit to give them a look that really pops.
4. A set of mini hands FOR their small hands. Because pro weirdos like you and your best friend obviously already have small hands.
5. A pair of jumbo googly eyes your friend can twerk into movement.
6. A mini confetti cannon perfect for you and the bestie that values a truly dramatic high five.
7. An adorable coloring book full of cat farts, which are decidedly better to color than smell.
8. A candom — aka a beer koozie that will keep your friend's fingers ~safe~ from the cold.
9. Or wine condoms to keep their half-finished bottle fresh for later. What a ~grape~ idea!
10. A pair of brass balls perfect to dangle from their keys.
11. A hilarious mug dedicated to you and your friend's favorite scene in Friends.
12. A set of penis lipsticks that will make your friend look so good, they might get a little ~cocky~.
13. A fancy pair of earrings sporting toilet paper rolls hung the CORRECT way, thank you.
14. Hidden Valley ranch ornaments that honors their favorite dressing, even if you're more of a blue cheese fan, personally.
15. Fifty Shades of Chicken — the perfect cookbook for the friend who thinks cooking is sexy.
16. A reverse mermaid pin that will fill your friend's heart with appreciation to the gills, no butts about it.
17. A calendar featuring a different pooping dog for each month. What a doggone great gift.
18. A set of baby hand soap, because who said fancy decorative soap went out of fashion?
19. A unicorn neck pillow complete with a hood, for a truly corny effect.
20. A spiral staircase perfect for the friend who insists on rolling for initiative in the most dramatic way possible.
21. A corgi butt coin purse that looks just like the ~rear~ deal.
22. A crying unicorn candle that's equal parts creepy and cute — just like your friend.
23. A pair of moon pillows honoring the best emojis in their phone.
24. A toilet-shaped mug that will make their coffee taste less (more?) shitty.
25. A pair of matching poop and toilet paper keychains to cheer up your friend when they're down in the dumps.
26. A wacky waving inflatable tube man for their desk. They're gonna learn some great moves from this guy!
27. An unsettlingly realistic roach pillow to ~squash~ any ideas that you don't give the best (and grossest) gifts.
28. A set of chocolate anuses for an especially ~cheeky~ gift.
29. And a santakini, because even Santa needs to work on his tan.
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