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1. A set of cat butt hangers they'll think is the cat's meow.
Get a set of three from Amazon for $21.67.
2. A car window decal pretty much made for your favorite sassy mama.
Get it from Amazon for $4.79.
3. A bubble wrap suit to give them a look that really pops.
So they can leave this lame planet and fly through outer space with cool aliens who like them.
Get it from Amazon for $19.48.
4. A set of mini hands FOR their small hands. Because pro weirdos like you and your best friend obviously already have small hands.
5. A pair of jumbo googly eyes your friend can twerk into movement.
Now they can roll their eyes at your bad singing in a new way.
Get them from Amazon for $19.99.
6. A mini confetti cannon perfect for you and the bestie that values a truly dramatic high five.
It comes with six confetti cartridges.
Get it from Amazon for $9.95 (available in six colors).
7. An adorable coloring book full of cat farts, which are decidedly better to color than smell.
Get it from Amazon for $6.85.
8. A candom — aka a beer koozie that will keep your friend's fingers ~safe~ from the cold.
Get it from Amazon for $15.94.
9. Or wine condoms to keep their half-finished bottle fresh for later. What a ~grape~ idea!
10. A pair of brass balls perfect to dangle from their keys.
Get it from Amazon for $8.95.
11. A hilarious mug dedicated to you and your friend's favorite scene in Friends.
It even has a fez hat lid! Could this be any cuter?
Get it from Firebox for $21.89.
12. A set of penis lipsticks that will make your friend look so good, they might get a little ~cocky~.
Get a set of 12 from Amazon for $14.95.
13. A fancy pair of earrings sporting toilet paper rolls hung the CORRECT way, thank you.
Get them from LiciaBeads on Etsy for $30+ (available in three paper colors and two finishes).
14. Hidden Valley ranch ornaments that honors their favorite dressing, even if you're more of a blue cheese fan, personally.
Get them from Hidden Valley Ranch for $20.
15. Fifty Shades of Chicken — the perfect cookbook for the friend who thinks cooking is sexy.
Get it from Amazon for $11.89, Barnes & Noble for $17.99, Indiebound, or find a copy at your local library.
16. A reverse mermaid pin that will fill your friend's heart with appreciation to the gills, no butts about it.
Get it from FromCaliko on Etsy for $12+ (with rubber or metal backing).
17. A calendar featuring a different pooping dog for each month. What a doggone great gift.
Get it from PoopingPooches on Etsy for $14.99.
18. A set of baby hand soap, because who said fancy decorative soap went out of fashion?
Get a set of eight from imaginaryanimal on Etsy for $16.
19. A unicorn neck pillow complete with a hood, for a truly corny effect.
Get it from Amazon for $30.99.
20. A spiral staircase perfect for the friend who insists on rolling for initiative in the most dramatic way possible.
Get it from The3DForgeShop on Etsy for $31.28+ (available in 15 colors).
21. A corgi butt coin purse that looks just like the ~rear~ deal.
Get it from Amazon for $4.99.
22. A crying unicorn candle that's equal parts creepy and cute — just like your friend.
Get it from Firebox for $25.79.
23. A pair of moon pillows honoring the best emojis in their phone.
Get it from SoftDecorMarket on Etsy for $29.75+ (available in three emojis and two sizes).
24. A toilet-shaped mug that will make their coffee taste less (more?) shitty.
Get it from Amazon for $12.99.
25. A pair of matching poop and toilet paper keychains to cheer up your friend when they're down in the dumps.
Get it from ClayCreationsForEver on Etsy for $16.94+ (available as a keychain or necklace).
26. A wacky waving inflatable tube man for their desk. They're gonna learn some great moves from this guy!
Get it from Firebox for $12.89.
27. An unsettlingly realistic roach pillow to ~squash~ any ideas that you don't give the best (and grossest) gifts.
Get it from SundayJungleGifts on Etsy for $22.05+ (available in four sizes).
28. A set of chocolate anuses for an especially ~cheeky~ gift.
Get a set of six from Amazon for $9.68.
29. And a santakini, because even Santa needs to work on his tan.
Get it from Amazon for $17.95.
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