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28 Fucking Weird As Hell Gifts You Can Only Give Your BFF

The holidays are about to get weird.

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2. A two-person ugly sweater so you'll never be apart again.,

Promising review: "Fits as expected. My boyfriend and I are tall people and it fit us just fine. The quality is nice. The sweater is heavier and made better than I expected." —Amazon Customer

Get the Claus bathroom sweater from Amazon for $32.95 or the Santa and elf sweater from JCPenney for $39.


6. A set of cat butt magnets for pinning pictures of you on the fridge, of course.

Promising review: "These cat butt magnets are so cute!! They're small, but they look just right on my fridge. The magnets are nice and strong so they won't be slipping down when you open and close the refrigerator doors. But they do have their limitations — you could use them to hold up a grocery list, small menu page, or a favorite picture, but not much else. I bought these for decoration, not for their ability to hold things up, and they make me smile whenever I walk through the kitchen." —kg

Get them from Amazon for $13, Jet for $12.69, Walmart for $12.69, or ModCloth for $15.


8. A wine condom they can use in the very unlikely chance you two don't finish a bottle of wine.

Promising review: "These are a pretty funny addition under the Christmas tree for those with the right sense of humor. I don't think I would re-use them but you actually can over multiple wine bottles if you want. The packaging is exactly how it looks online." —kasey7816

Get a pack of six from Amazon for $13.97.


13. A phrenology storage box, because classic apothecary chests are way too expensive.

15. A mug that looks like a toilet or a mug that's covered in butts for mornings done right.

Big Mouth,

Get the toilet from Amazon for $12.99 or the butts from Look Human for $15.99+ (available in two sizes).


16. A delightful boob ring perfect for showing off.

Promising review: "I bought this ring as a gift. It arrived fast! It's adorable and subtle (for a boob ring). The gift-ee absolutely loves it." —Claire

Get it from Melopepo on Etsy for $29.40+ (available in sizes 4–13 and two finishes).

19. A luxurious mane for their cat, who they insist is the king of the apartment.


21. A neck strap for their wine glass, so you can get drunk together but keep hands free for high-fiving.

Promising review: "I received one of these for Christmas from my mother, so when our city decided to have a wine walk, I ordered these for my sister and daughter-in-law. We were a HIT! Everyone was asking where we got them from. It actually held a real glass and we didn't spill much." —Patrick Marilyn Ernst

Get it from Amazon for $8.98.


24. A Dancing With Jesus book for learning fire moves to do together on Christmas. Happy birthday, Jesus!

Running Press

(You can also get one with a matching bobbling figure.)

Promising review: "He may have holes in his feet but he does NOT have any holes in his game! Watch Jesus turn water and wine into a Yahweh part-ay. I recommend this book to everyone and urge the church to amend the bible and add this gospel of funk." —Ron

Get it from Amazon for $11.17+, Barnes & Noble for $11.57, or a local bookseller through IndieBound here.

27. A pickle body pillow because your friendship is a really big dill.

Promising review: "My wife absolutely loves her pickle ! It was very well made and the shop owner helped me out by packing it with tissue paper since it was a Christmas gift. All I had to do was wrap the box. This is my fourth purchase from them. I would not hesitate to buy from them again." —Terrance Tor

Get it from jumbojibbles on Etsy for $96.


28. A gross nose pencil-sharpener presented without comment.

Promising review: "Okay, gross, I know. But as a sixth grade teacher, it's a great motivational tool. It's a favorite prize when combined with a mustache pencil. Inexpensive and fun; a great prize-box filler. Highly recommended. Note: There is nothing covering the bottom so the shavings will go all over. Not a problem — kids must use it over the bin." —Smart_Chic

Get a pack of 12 from Amazon for $4.90.

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The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.