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1. A corgi butt coin purse, because you've seen how they leer at dogs on the street.
2. A two-person ugly sweater so you'll never be apart again.
3. An air freshener with your face on it, so you'll always be with them.
4. A chain necklace based on the notorious None Pizza Left Beef meme for your friend who's Very Online.
5. A unicorn candle holder that cries waxy, rainbow tears when you light its horn. Wow, that's dark.
6. A set of cat butt magnets for pinning pictures of you on the fridge, of course.
7. A pair of smiling moon emoji pillows because you honestly can't go a day without sending those to each other.
8. A wine condom they can use in the very unlikely chance you two don't finish a bottle of wine.
9. A pair of disembodied legs to ash in — very serial killer–esque.
10. A collection of little poop ice cubes that'll make your friend say, "Holy shit! Time to make drinks."
11. A pair of matching mermaid skeleton keychains to give as a gesture that says "you complete me."
12. A picture album you can fill with all the insanely weird pictures of you two together.
13. A phrenology storage box, because classic apothecary chests are way too expensive.
14. A car sticker to give the illusion that they're Santa's official chauffeur.
15. A mug that looks like a toilet or a mug that's covered in butts for mornings done right.
16. A delightful boob ring perfect for showing off.
17. Speaking of boobs, a pair of Drake & Josh earrings.
18. A helpful pug with a long-ass tongue they'll want to use to measure everything.
19. A luxurious mane for their cat, who they insist is the king of the apartment.
20. A ray gun nose trimmer so your friend can go "pew pew" while using it.
21. A neck strap for their wine glass, so you can get drunk together but keep hands free for high-fiving.
22. A pair of matching poop and toilet paper keychains because your friend isn't above some bathroom humor.
23. A pair of matching Step Brothers enamel pins to award to the person you just said "did we just become best friends?" to.
24. A Dancing With Jesus book for learning fire moves to do together on Christmas. Happy birthday, Jesus!
25. A mermaid decision pen that your friend will insist they don't need because duh? They're already a mermaid.
26. A pair of penis and vagina bars of soap so your friend can clean out their mouth after all the dirty things they text you.
27. A pickle body pillow because your friendship is a really big dill.
28. A gross nose pencil-sharpener presented without comment.
A best friend is someone you can get truly weird with.
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