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    35 Unexpected Gifts That'll Put Santa To Shame

    You're about to put Santa out of business. Oh god, think of all the unemployed elves. What is Rudolph going to do? You monster!

    1. A subscription to Candy Club for people whose sugar tooth can never be satisfied.

    2. A custom pet portrait that will depict their pooch to be the royal rascal they know their pet to be.

    3. A knit throw blanket so their house can look ~sharp~.

    4. A Yellow Submarine Lego set for a gift that can't be beat-le.

    5. A casual little bee house they can set up to invite tiny, flower-loving friends to their lawn.

    6. A planet necklace for the person whose head is way past being in the clouds.

    7. A corgi teabag holder sure to cheer up anyone having a ~ruff~ time.

    8. A hot sauce so good, they'll do the truffle shuffle after eating it.

    9. A subscription service that sends them coffee and a classic book, plus some other goodies to help them get into the reading mood.

    10. A funny zip-up hoodie featuring the best Ice Cube/Ice-T collab anyone could ever hope for.

    11. A Patronus light to give to your most ~deer~ friend.

    12. A dachshund scarf that's a total weiner.

    13. A monthly shipment of quality, monogram goods that feel extra personal, no matter how last minute the purchase is.

    14. A personalized cookbook for your own personal Chrissy Teigen so they can keep track of all their favorite recipes.

    15. A fun book filled with comics that tell them what they already know: Cats are weird.

    16. A clear umbrella for people who would much prefer if it rained men than water.

    17. A bag of super strong coffee and a matching keychain they'll like a latte.

    18. A classic looking Stanley cooler and travel mug pretty much made for camping and fishing trips. Just look at these beauts!

    19. A custom reel viewer that doubles down on nostalgia by letting them view their old photos in the coolest way possible.

    20. A shiba sweatshirt perfect for anyone who wishes they were actually a dog.

    21. A drop-dead gorgeous pack of candles from Otherland in lots of velvety winter smells everyone will enjoy.

    22. A challenging, circular puzzle you should only gift to people who are truly great-ient at jigsaw puzzles.

    23. A pair of Gumby socks — calling these an awesome gift would never be a stretch.

    24. A Marshall Stockwell portable Bluetooth speaker so they can feel like they're jamming out with a tiny, baby amp.

    25. A pack of hot chocolate sticks that they can dip and swirl in their mug for a sweet drink any time.

    26. A game of pachinko they can play with their bottle caps instead of loose change.

    27. An unofficial cat-themed Monopoly game to play when you two want to learn about cat breeds while buying up real estate.

    28. A snuggly hoodie with a kangaroo pouch so they can carry their pet around wherever they go.

    29. A city map rocks glass to give to the person who just moved to a new city or is just really into the one they're living in now.

    30. A fake plant that's secretly a litter box for the cat owner who loves their kitten but doesn't love having a box of poop out on display.

    31. A set of Little Feminist playing cards, so they can play the woman card, literally.

    32. A box filled with Japanese snacks that's waaayy cheaper than a plane ticket.

    33. A mini journal that comes in every zodiac sign, so your favorite Scorpio or Taurus can jot down how Mercury being in retrograde has ruined their week.

    34. A pack of old-school NES cartridge coasters to encourage them to actually use a coaster, dammit!

    35. A Bob's Burgers-themed Jenga game that would be a mis-steak not to get.