1. A pack of Affresh tablets to make sure the thing making your dishes clean is also clean.
2. A magnetic meal planning pad with a detachable shopping list for when you want to really commit to cooking at home.
3. And if you're not interested in grocery shopping, a subscription to EveryPlate, a service that will just ship you everything you need to create delicious homemade meals.
4. How Not to Kill Your Houseplant — a helpful guide to consult when you want to try to care for something more demanding than a plastic cactus.
5. A pack of workout cards for when you're ready to start exercising but have no idea how to start.
6. A pet hair remover that'll pull all the fur off your belongings. It turns out that white fur coat you own is actually a black denim jacket???
7. A makeup brush shampoo to ensure that the brushes that touch your delicate face are in tip-top shape.
8. A teeny-tiny trashcan that fits in your car's cup holder so you have no excuse for all the gum wrappers and tissues littering the passenger seat.
9. A handheld steamer, because you're gonna need crisp and polished-looking clothes eventually.
10. A Blueland cleaning kit with everything you need to tackle your less-than-sparkling-clean home.
11. Drawer liners that extend the life of your produce, in case wilted spinach was the only thing standing between you and making yourself a healthy meal.
12. A pack of silicone straws so you can keep sipping on your bevvies but without harming any sea turtles in the process. Expect a thank you note from Mother Nature in the mail.
13. An Aerogarden countertop garden for a foolproof way to grow fresh herbs at home. Pizza night is gonna be sooo much better with basil you grew all by yourself.
14. A tongue scraper to rid yourself of all the nasty goo on your tongue. Bad breath stands no chance against you when you're armed with one of these babies.
15. A foot stretcher and spiky ball for plantar fasciitis sufferers who keep saying they're gonna stretch and then end up sitting on the couch relaxing instead. This rocker turns stretching into a fun game!
16. A clothes folding board to get neat and tidy duds every dang time. No more drawers brimming with crumpled clothing!
17. A bottle of liquid, peeling latex — paint it around your nail before applying your nail polish. No matter how sloppy you are, your manicure will always look neat when you pull away the latex guard.
18. A drawer liner that forces you to stay organized. It has slots for everything, so you can't let your storage space slip back into chaos.
19. A pack of Bottle Bright tablets to revive that old, slimy water bottle you kind of have been ignoring for...months.
20. A ball of slime putty that's really fun to play with — but don't forget to use it to clean up anything with lots of nooks and crannies.
21. A blessedly effective carpet cleaner capable of turning your brown carpet into whatever color it was when you bought it.
22. A wood polish that can miraculously erase water stains and scratches. It's time to start treating your furniture with respect!
23. A hanger organizer to solve your horrible hanger-nest problem you've been suffering through in silence all these years.
24. A shopping bag strap that'll make carrying a bunch of bags at once a total breeze. You're gonna need it now that you're buying all those fruits and veggies!
25. And a Baggu or three to help replace all those plastic bags you normally get at the grocery store.
26. An under-desk peddling device so you can do something about your fidgeting feet that's not, say, kicking your partner for chewing too loudly.
27. An over-the-door hanger that keeps your iron and ironing board within reach. Good luck trying to avoid laundry duties now.
28. A trio of Scotch-Brite stainless steel scrubbers for your more intense cleaning needs. Use 'em on uncoated cookware, broilers, and more.
29. A sweater pill removing stone so you can breathe new life into your old sweatshirts.
30. A Burst Oral Care starter kit with everything you need to give your teeth a good scrub-down.
31. A tumbler with a press for fresh iced tea on the go.
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