27 Things You Need If Cute Is Your Middle Name
Go ahead and legally change your name, because you really are the cutest!
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1. A relatable pin for anyone who feels like a cat with an office job.
Get it from alumandink on Etsy for $10 (available with a rubber or metal backing).
2. A French bulldog light that's a very good light, yes he is. Who is a good light? You are!
TBH, this looks more like a Boston terrier to me, but a cute dog light is a cute dog light!
Get it from Urban Outfitters for $16.
3. A pack of squishy friends you can squeeze the living daylights out of whenever you're stressed. So, always?
Get a pack of 40 from Amazon for $12.98.
4. A cactus-themed welcome mat so people don't receive a prickly reception at the door.
Get it from Amazon for $21.20.
5. Speaking of succulents, a pack of cactus socks you'll make a point of showing off to everyone.
Get a pack of five from Amazon for $8.99.
6. A hidden tiger print here to bring peaceful vibes to your home.
7. A fun-shaped purse you don't even have to shell out for.
Get it from Amazon for $17.99.
8. A pair of connected enamel pins recreating everyone's favorite back-alley dog romance scene.
Get them from BeMagicalStudio on Etsy for $10.99.
9. A darling llama trinket dish that doesn't mind you if you hang a ring or two from its ears.
Get it from Amazon for $15.66.
10. A floral Instant Pot for anyone who demands cute designs on everything they own.
Read more about the Instant Pot and why you need one.
Get it from Walmart for $79 (available in two patterns).
11. A fun-shaped notebook sure to make you say "oops a daisy!" as you "accidentally" put it in your shopping cart.
Get it from ModCloth for $14.
12. A pack of unreasonably adorable reusable bags for anyone who is not looking to partake in a second mass extinction with plastic bag waste!
Get them from Amazon for $6.99+ (available in seven designs and four set types).
13. A Spongebob Funko Pop! doll you don't need to use your imagination to know is a good purchase.
Get it from Amazon for $10.99.
14. A crossbody purse with a heart-shaped window so you can show off all your favorite pins and gear without worrying about it falling off during your daily routine.
Get it from Amazon for $12.99 (available in five colors).
15. A cheesy pun brooch for people who wouldn't rind a gouda joke on their lapel.
16. A squishy macaron cushion that somehow only costs a little more than a single macaron cookie. Why do those things cost their weight in gold???
*slaps down a $50 on the counter* gimme two of your finest fancy sandwich cookies, my good man.
Get it from Amazon for $17.99 (available in 19 colors).
17. A fuzzy cat hat to turn your pet into a sweet lil' bunny. This is gonna be great blackmail material. "Scratch the couch again and I'll show everyone your bunny ears on Snapcat!"
It comes in a random color so you don't have to worry about agonizing over which pair to get.
Get it from Amazon for $5.99.
18. Masterpiece painting patches with...let's say, some improvements to the original designs.
Get them from MrsLilyJun on Etsy for $6.70.
19. A deliciously pastel light worth ice-screaming about.
Get it from Amazon for $17.88+ (available in four colors).
20. A pack of pig pens so oinking adorable, you'll want to handwrite everything from now on. First things I'd write? Radiant, Terrific, and Some Pig.
Get a pack of eight from Amazon for $7.59.
21. A miniature Fila sneaker keychain to help you showcase your love for those chunky dad kicks.
Get it from Urban Outfitters for $10.
22. A set of dog socks so you and your furry pal can enjoy some snuggly sock time together.
They have grips so your dog can stop slipping and sliding everywhere! Just be warned that not all dogs like stuff on their paws and might be tempted to chew them off.
Get them from Amazon for $10+ (available in sizes XXS–XL and 19 styles).
23. A very small and precious Etch-A-Sketch for all your tiniest masterpieces.
Get it from Amazon for $5.48.
24. A teeny-tiny windmill necklace so you can feel like one of those giants Don Quixote was always going on about.
25. A pair of mismatched astronaut earrings to remind you to reach for the stars — fashion-wise, anyway.
Get them from Amazon for $2.98.
26. A pack of leafy green food picks so every bit of food can be plant-based (or at least look like a plant). Nutritional loophole acquired.
Get a pack of eight from Amazon for $4.29.
27. A pair of custom socks featuring the face of the one you love most in the world. Sorry mom, but Fido just has the cutest mug in the world.
Get them from Amazon for $24 (available in sizes S, L and 10 colors).
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