23 Things You Don't Need But Will Definitely Buy Anyway
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1. A color-changing nail polish for people who can't commit to anything.
Just add some heat when you want to mix things up.
Get it on Amazon for $4.99 (available in 34 colors).
2. A set of little tree spirits for making your garden feel like the forest in Princess Mononoke.
We can already hear their heads shaking.
Get it on Amazon for $5.23.
3. A precious Jack Russell terrier-shaped coin pouch for keeping your extra bones in.
Bring home the Beggin' Strips.
Get it on Amazon for $15 (also available in 11 other animals).
4. A string backpack that reveals your secret identity.
Because why hide that you're a magical sea person?
Get it on Amazon for $7.99.
5. A pair of floral earring jackets for when your earlobes get cold.
OK, they're not that kind of jacket, but they're still cute.
Get it on Amazon for $6.99.
6. A notepad that will help make saying sorry a little easier.
Nothing says "heartfelt" like checking the appropriate boxes.
Get it on Amazon for $12.08.
7. A pair of pans that let you make the giant cupcake of your dreams.
Technically, cupcakes are just mini cakes, so it stands to reason that a giant cupcake is really just a cake. And yet! And yet.
Get it on Amazon for $13.99.
8. A whimsical holder that transforms your toothbrush into the tail of a fox.
Get it on Amazon for $6.99 (also available in four other animals).
9. A knit face mask that will make you look like Cthulhu.
It gets cold at the bottom of the ocean, so you better bundle up!
Get it on Amazon or $5.
10. A string of floral lights for seeing the world through rose-tinted lighting.
Get it on Amazon for $9.98.
11. A trio of stress-relieving keychains that actually make vegetables fun.
Get three on Amazon for $7.99.
12. A regal-looking shower cap for ruling over all your shampoo and conditioner.
13. A box of impossibly cute animal socks you won't stop awwing over.
Get five on Amazon for $8.49.
14. A tasseled rug that's a sight for sore eyes.
Someone ask that eye where it got its mascara.
Get it on Urban Outfitters for $29.
15. A headband that lets you wash your face and also be a cat.
Whisk(er) away all the dirt on the face without getting your hair wet; cats HATE that!
Get it on Amazon for $5.05.
16. A rousing game of prosecco pong for shindigs that are fancier than frat parties but not quite black tie.
17. A stick-on message board that clings to the side of your monitor and gives you a place to put sticky notes.
It also has a ruler and a pair of super cute penguins.
Get it on Amazon for $7.99.
18. A Pusheen tumbler for drinking like a cat drinking like an elephant.
Get it on Amazon for $15.79.
19. A pair of glow-in-the-dark earrings that will have you over the moon.
These earrings are going to eclipse the rest of your outfit.
Get them on Amazon for $9.99.
20. A pack of playing cards filled with badass women.
Literally play the woman card.
Get it on Wildfang or Uncommon Goods for $20.
21. A classic tapestry you might want to consider for your dorm room this fall.
Get it on Amazon for $9.40.
22. A balloon dog night-light that will make Jeff Koons jealous.
Get it on Uncommon Goods for $25.
23. An egg-shaped candle with a prehistoric surprise inside.
Become a dino parent with the strike of a match.
Get it on BoxLunch for $23.92.
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