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33 Things You Don't Need But Will Definitely Buy Anyway

♫ Baby buy, buy, buy. ♫ The products in this post were updated in February 2018.

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3. A faux collar tipped with little embroidered hummingbirds that will make your heart soar.

Promising review: "I don't usually write reviews, but this product exceeded my expectations and I am extremely pleased. The collar itself is a bit sheer and the hummingbirds are surprisingly detailed." —Amazon Customer

Get it from Amazon for $12.99. See BuzzFeed's full review here.


10. An adorable lime humidifier that combines function with squeal-level cuteness.

This USB-powered humidifier is small enough to carry with you, but large enough to hold six ounces of water. It automatically shut off after four hours of use and even lights up.

Promising review: "I got this mini-humidifier three days ago and put it in my office. It works great! It sprays a lot of mist and has immensely helped my breathing at work. It's a very good design, it's easy to fill, and it's almost silent. It will not disturb your work." —Jared knight

Get it from Amazon for $11.99.

11. Buzzfeed's Social Sabotage to play with your media-obsessed friends.

Think your digital life is too meticulously created? Want to blow the whole thing up? This card game dares you to push the envelope and even *gasp* hurt your online brand. To play, you pick one "where" card and one "what" card, which together make a dare. You may end up texting your grandma something weird, but it'll all be worth it when you win.

Available for $24.97. Learn more at BuzzFeed's Social Sabotage website.

PSST...We make money when you buy this!


12. A teeny-tiny ramen keychain that'll make your mouth water.

15. An organized notebook that holds your hand and guides you through meal prep each week.



TUESDAY: Taco Night





Get it from Amazon for $8.24 or Walmart in yellow for $7.


16. A pair of Stars Wars-inspired salt and pepper shakers you should use sparingly, because it'll inevitably lead to a ton of lightsaber duels over the last biscuit.

Promising review: "THESE ARE AWESOME! I bought these as a Valentine's Day gift and he loves them! We have been using them for a few months and they still work perfectly." —h

Get them from Amazon for $39.99.

17. A set of fruity coasters guests will be happy to set their drinks on —no reminders needed.

Promising review: "I received all my fruit slice coasters in perfect condition. I think they're very nice and I'm glad they grip on my glass table. I just hope they last awhile before I need to buy more. I highly recommend these lovely coasters." —Julie Reads Books

Get six (random patterns) from Amazon for $2.22.

19. A pack of succulent drink markers so everyone can keep track of their cups.


20. A generous bunny container that lets you grab a piece of its tail whenever you need a cotton ball.

Just place your cotton balls inside and the dispenser will pop them out one by one.

Promising review: "I love it — it's functional and cute! I put cotton balls in it and they come out as looking like a rabbit tail. It's adorable for my guest bathroom." —Shep

Get it from Amazon for $10.99.

21. A super small tin with a whole game inside to whip out when there's a lull in conversation.

This simple game is best for two to four players. Each player gets four cards to start that are used to build out a grid with lines made up of either the same color, shape, and number, or all different.

Promising review: "This is a fun game. It's like a cross between Scrabble and geometry. It took a while to get the hang of it, but it's fun. A thinking game for people who don't do trivia." —Nipp Mama

Get it from Amazon for $8.11.

22. An ace of spades card bottle opener for people who like to mix vices.

Promising review: "This card is made of thick steel: It's not going to bend or break unless you are trying to bend or break it. It also opens bottles better than any bottle opener I've ever owned. This is a small thing, granted — because prying off bottle caps isn't rocket science — but by making you press down on one side and roll the other side up, it does actually make plucking the bottle cap off incredibly easy, and if you like to collect them, they won't be deformed." —J. Brunner

Get it from Amazon for $1.53.

23. A blind bag with one Harry Potter figurine inside for a tiny, magical surprise.,

The Funko minis even come with a little companion.

Get a keychain for $2.99 or a Funko mini for $6.99 (from Amazon).


30. A dog baseball hat so you and Fido can match.,

Promising review: "I have a Chinese crested and she is between a S and M. I ordered the M floral version. My dog never wore a hat before and she adjusted very easily to wearing this one. There's a strap that goes under your dog's chin to keep the hat in place. The hat is very cute and keeps the sun out of your dogs eyes. What more could you ask for?" —Chris Noll

Get it from Amazon for $7.99 (available in sizes S–L and 17 colors).

31. A pack of eggcellent stress toys you can squeeze the yolk out of when you're having a bad day.

Promising review: "These egg splat balls feel disgusting. But that's just my opinion and that really doesn't count when the kids absolutely love them. It's like a ball of gel with an eye in it, but it's really an egg with yolk. The kids love them so I love them too." —Shawn Larson

Get a carton of four from Amazon for $13.99.