1. An earaser that will make everyone ask if you'll "lend them your ear."
2. A pair of gold skull scissors, because everything in your desk drawer is as badass as you are.
3. A pack of farm animal erasers sure to moo-ve you to the top of the pecking order at work.
4. An arcade-inspired desk organizer to keep your pens, scissors, and other ~space invaders~ in order.
5. A pack of biodegradable paper straws, because nothing's cooler than respecting Mother Earth.
6. A palm reader hand to add an air of mystery to your work set-up.
7. A shark stapler that'll take the bite out Monday blues.
8. A desk shelf to better show off all your awesome knickknacks.
9. Knickknacks like, for example, a tiny dragon.
10. A paperclip-shaped organizer almost as helpful as Clippy — it can hold envelopes, photos, memos, reminders, and more.
11. A putter golf mug so you can work on your really short game.
12. An LED clock fan to take your desk into the 23rd century.
13. A cactus desk organizer and matching push pin set for a ~sharp~ looking desk.
14. A moon phase calendar to show everyone you're above using the Gregorian calendar. Let's circle back on the eve of the Cold Moon, Carroll.
15. A teeny-tiny Groot bobble head sure to nod his head along to all your great ideas.
16. A five-piece wire set so chic, you'll properly be promoted almost instantly.
17. A pack of little woodland animal chip clips to keep your office snacks fresh, like some kind of fairytale.
18. An elephant desk organizer everyone will think is truly unforgettable.
19. A defiant desk sign to let your co-workers know you're not going to let them talk over you.
20. An accordion folder that can hold up to 200 (!!!) pieces of paper. It'll look way better than all those loose papers flying around.
21. A mini hand vacuum to quickly suck up crumbs and other debris. Everyone is going to be ~bugging~ you, wondering where it came from.
22. An adorable bunny humidifier that will have your coworkers hopping over to check it out.
23. A small planter to bring a little life to your desk — seriously just clip a little off your pothos at home and pop it in the container of water.
24. A gold-trimmed calculator for doing expenses the most luxurious way possible.
25. A pack of divider sticky notes that offer a great place for margin notes and hot office gossip.
26. A liquid-filled flower pen to give signing off on memos an extra flourish.
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