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    Updated on Jan 21, 2020. Posted on Jan 7, 2019

    27 Things That Are, Uh, A Little Bit Weird

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    1. A Godzilla lawn ornament for people who don't trust gnomes.

    Amazon

    Army men not included.

    Promising review: "I am a fan of Godzilla. I am not a fan of gnomes. This little garden sculpture is a win/win for me! Gardenzilla is well made and expertly painted. I'm very pleased. Gnomes beware!" —Mahala Marshall Rood

    Get it from Amazon for $24.99.

    2. Beer can-doms so you can practice safe drinking.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $15.99.

    3. A calendar filled with pooping dogs to ironically make 2019 feel less crappy.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $16.99.

    4. A Nic Cage sequin pillowcase you can flip to red when you want the Face/Off.

    Amazon

    Snag a pillow insert here!

    Get it from Amazon for $12.99.

    5. An unnerving bikini that's one in a minion.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I could not be happier with my wine-induced impulse buy. Arrived earlier than expected and tbh I’d forgotten I ordered it until I opened the package. 10/10 I cannot wait to wear this to the lake." —Tawny

    Get it from Amazon for $8.90.

    6. A pair of Guy Fieri earrings ready to take your ears to flavortown.

    IdolLeisure

    Get it from IdolLeisure on Etsy for $10.

    7. A Star Wars book of battle stages for your biggest thumb war throw downs.

    Amazon

    Thumb-wrestling has never been more dramatic! The spiral-bound book has seven stages to choose from and tiny lightsabers for your thumbs.

    Get it from Amazon for $11.69.

    8. A simply ~splashing~ shower curtain featuring Nigel and his...Thornberrys.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $21.99.

    9. Or a transparent shower curtain with pockets so you can keep up with your ~soaps~.

    Amazon

    Just make sure your front camera is covered before using this.

    Promising review: "It's exactly what's described in the description and it works great. Although one thing that you could add is a few more slots lower because when taking a bath the lowest slot you have is still too high to be able to watch my Netflix comfortably. But other than that, it's exactly what I ordered and came quick and packaged fine. Would recommend to friends! Thanks." —Rosetta

    Get it from Amazon for $24.96.

    10. An elephant G-string for anyone with a lot of junk in the trunk.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $7.99 (available in six colors).

    11. A pimple popper simulation so you don't have to wreck your face with your popping impulses.

    Amazon

    I! Hate! This! (I'll take three.)

    Get it from Amazon for $13.68.

    12. A set of brain slice coasters for doctors, nurses, scientists, and...serial killers?

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I'm a pretty big fan of these coasters. They're clear thick glass and they have four rubbery feet on them so they don't slip around and so they have some space between them when they are stacked. The best part about them is that you get a bunch of coasters — standard coaster quantity is usually four, so I was able to supply my entire office with coasters and have a couple left over for me." —Megan F.

    Get a set of 10 from Amazon for $19.87.

    13. A poke-able corgi butt mousepad if you're into that kind of thing.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $14.85+ (available in two colors).

    14. Or one featuring a cat riding a unicorn over a rainbow, because sure why not?

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $7.99.

    15. A ducking funny pair of boxers that will quack you up.

    Amazon

    Get them from Amazon for $14.95+ (available in sizes S–XXL and 13 other styles).

    16. A raygun nose trimmer, because it's 2019 and time to start living in the future.

    Firebox

    Get it from Amazon for $15.34 or Firebox for $16.99.

    17. A slimy Gudetama so soothing to play with, you might become more relaxed than the famously lazy egg.

    Urban Outfitters

    You get one randomly selected style.

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $8.

    18. A book of dark and disturbing stock photos to flip through when you want to get really bummed out.

    Firebox

    Get it from Amazon for $12.95, Barnes & Noble for $12.95, or from a local bookseller through Indiebound.

    19. A pack of stretchy chicken shooters you can slingshot at your desk neighbors when they're henpecking you.

    Amazon

    Get a pack of six from Amazon for $7.47.

    20. A coloring book featuring cat butts or farting animals that'll be a ~gas~ to color in.

    Amazon

    Get the cat butts or farting animals from Amazon for $5.99.

    21. A pack of push pins so you can hang up all your buzz-worthy photos.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I picked the flies just for the odd whimsy of having bugs on my door bulletin board. Makes me smile to see the plastic flies holding my papers and photos — go figure!" —Deborah Simons

    Get a pack of 24 from Amazon for $12.

    22. A phone case of Ross Gellar for people who are FINE.

    Customdevicecases

    Get it from Customdevicecases on Etsy for $8.95+ (available in iPhones 4–X).

    23. A snowman building kit you can mold into whatever deranged shape you want.

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    Over time, it melts back into a puddle.

    Get it from Amazon for $19.95.

    24. A custom voodoo doll to help you get revenge remotely, the old-fashioned way.

    Firebox

    Send in a clear, well-lit picture of your victim to get started. It takes five to seven days to manufacture.

    Get it from Firebox for $25.99.

    25. A reverse merperson enamel pin for a cheeky new look.

    FromCaliko

    Get it from FromCaliko on Etsy for $12+ (available with two backing types).

    26. And a bottle-sized glass of wine, so you don't have to worry about refilling all the dang time.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $14.99.

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