Zoë Burnett / BuzzFeed We hope you love the products we recommend! Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales from the links on this page. 1. A set of cactus tea lights that make convincing house plants when even a succulent is too high maintenance for you. amazon.com Get six on Amazon for $9.99. 2. A pair of love-birds, er, love-bunnies to hold your rings for you. amazon.com, amazon.com Rings boxes can hold more rings, but they don't showcase them as lovingly.Get it on Amazon for $7. 3. An pug shaped rubber stamp for... stamping things. Eventually. You'll find a use for it. etsy.com (Or you can get your own dog.)Get it from HalfABucketOfWater on Etsy for $15. 4. An inflatable crown to wear while lording over your kingdom of cute junk. us.asos.com Now all you need is an inflatable scepter.Get it on Amazon for $4.80 or ASOS for $6.50 5. A colorful garland string for making your home look like a colorful party all year round. amazon.com Get it on Amazon for $15.99. 6. A little light-up dragon who will keep you safe while you're falling asleep. amazon.com Monsters will stay firmly under the bed when this lil' dragon is around.Get it on Amazon for $12.95. 7. A set of animal erasers you can take apart and reconstruct to create crazy new hybrids. amazon.com They work better for scientific experiments than actually erasing things.Get it on Amazon for $5.75. 8. A pair of goldfish soaps that are so darn adorable you'll be too smitten to use them. Ever. etsy.com Get it from Blingiddyup on Etsy for $3.25 (available in four colors). 9. A creepy-but-cute rubber ducky anatomy doll that might make bath-time weird. colossalshop.com Rubber ducky, you're the one. You make anatomy class lots of fun.Get it on Amazon for $17 or Colossal Shop for $20 10. A ceramic wall hanging with a little fox inside for feeling like you always have a guest over. etsy.com Nothing to see here, just a little fox flying over in a cloud. Get it from PearsonMaron on Etsy for $32. 11. A cheeky holder that turns your makeup sponge into a little chicken. amazon.com A cheep way to make your beauty routine more fun.Get it on Amazon for $1.68. 12. A happy little loaf of bread pillow because who doesn't want to hug their food? amazon.com Expect some high carb dreams.Get it on Amazon for $15. 13. A whimsical rabbit paper doll who looks like he's ready to party. etsy.com Get it from minifanfan on Etsy for $10. 14. An owl nesting doll featuring an elf owl, Eastern screech owl, barn owl, great horned owl, and great gray owl. amazon.com Keep stuff inside your other stuff—perfect for Inception-level hoarding.Get it on Amazon for $22.98. 15. A little ceramic crocodile who looks very pleased with itself, despite not doing anything. etsy.com Get it from Barruntando on Etsy for $21.70. 16. 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