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    46 Things To Put In Your Own Stocking Because, Duh, You Deserve It

    If you want a stocking done right, you gotta do it yourself.

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    1. An unnerving (but hilarious) keychain featuring Dwight wearing the CPR dummy's face. Still easily one of the best, most chaotic scenes in television!

    reviewer's hand holding the keychain

    2. A gemstone sensor night-light with a long-lasting LED bulb offering a comforting glow whenever you pass it by. *imagines filling a hallway with them so it feels like walking through a magical crystal cavern*

    purple, pink, and light blue stones that light up

    3. A Pokémon Nanoblock set that'll help you build your perfect team.

    a reviewer holds a small completed gengar in their hand

    4. A handmade ring featuring the cityscape of your choice.

    cityscape rings

    5. A jumbo pack of satiny scrunchies that'll be gentle on your hair and stylish on your wrist.

    reviewer wears scrunchie and gives thumbs up to big pile of scrunchies

    6. Or bow-topped scrunchies for an extra dose of irresistible charm.

    velvet scrunchie with bow

    7. A Black History tote bag so you can celebrate Black History Month every month. The bag features a Civil Rights-inspired button design, including the faces and words of icons like Martin Luther King Jr., Angela Davis, Malcolm X, and more.

    Tote in black

    8. A sweet lil' holiday cat timer to help you in the kitchen when it's time to make deviled eggs or roast veggies. It can keep time for up to 60 minutes!

    tiny cat with scarf on timer

    9. An Elf Snowball Showdown card game everyone can enjoy, even if there's no snow on the ground. "Throw" a set of like-colored snowball cards at your opponents and prepare for return fire. The last elf standing wins!

    cards with festive designs

    10. A pet moss ball that comes with a teeny-tiny cowboy hat, because accessorizing is so important. OK, let's get it out of our system: Yeehaw!

    floating moss ball with tiny cowboy hat

    11. A blackhead remover kit so you can feel like Dr. Pimple Popper as you *carefully* take care of a few zits.

    reviewer's hand holding one of the blackhead tools plus the case of four additional blackhead tools

    12. A mug featuring the Seinfeld characters in the iconic parking lot episode. Honestly, I'm stressed out just looking at it but maybe you need some hectic energy in your mornings?

    13. A very small and precious Etch-A-Sketch for all your tiniest masterpieces.

    small etch a sketch that says hi

    14. A bottle of Mike's Hot honey that seriously tastes good on everything. Pizza, wings, veggies, dumplings, salad, cocktails, ice cream, everything!

    bottle of honey next to wings

    15. A fuzzy cat hat to turn your pet into a sweet lil' bunny. This is gonna be great blackmail material. "Scratch the couch again and I'll show everyone your bunny ears on Snapcat!"

    16. A 5-in-1 wine stopper capable of elevating your $5 bottle of wine into something...drinkable. It's also an aerator, stopper, pourer, filter, and re-corker.

    wine bottle with the wine stopper on it and popped open as the wine falls into a stemmed glass

    17. And a pack of wine condoms to ~safely~ store your bottle of wine on the off chance you don't finish it. These fit right over the neck of the bottle and allow you to store the open bottle on its side.

    model's hands pulling the black wine condom out of a gold wrapper

    18. A miniature wacky waving inflatable tube man — you can learn some great moves from this guy.

    small wacky waving inflatable tubeman on desk

    19. Novel Tea bags for pun and literature lovers alike.

    the box of tea

    20. A pair of custom socks featuring the face of the one you love most in the world. Sorry mom, but Fido just has the cutest mug in the world.

    dog in between socks with its face on them

    21. A set of LED light saber chopsticks to make fights over the last dumpling extra dramatic.

    dueling glowing lightsaber chopsticks over a bowl of rice

    22. Mented Gloss, because who doesn't love a good lip gloss? The buildable color means you can go from subtle or eye-popping, depending on your mood.

    23. A nifty spout that creates little Mickey Mouse soap dollops. Just attach to your favorite foaming soap bottle and bam! You're basically in Disneyland.

    mickey mouse pump attachment that helps create mouse shaped foam

    24. A purrfectly adorable spoon to add some whimsy to your tea-drinking time.

    spoons with car shaped handles with arms that hook over side of mug

    25. Jelly Belly flavor enhancers so your water can taste like candy. You do you, Willy Wonka.

    hand drips jelly bean goo into bottle

    26. A pack of squishy narwhal toys you'll make a point of squeezing every day.

    27. A kitchen knife sharpener so you can get your blades in working condition before the holidays hit and you need to start slicing and dicing for that family feast.

    model's hand running a knife through one of the slots on the knife sharpener. It has two slots.

    28. A Venus bust candle for anyone who wants to feel like they live in a (flammable) museum...or are just still into the vaporwave trend.

    busy of venus with candle wick on head

    29. An at-home teeth whitening kit that's a heck of a lot cheaper (and less painful!) than a trip to the dentist. This set comes with a custom fit tray and an LED so you can relax at home while your teeth begin to sparkle. With consistent use, you can expect a set of pearly whites that are two to eight shades whiter than before.

    30. A cat bookmark that lights up your life AND your book!

    smiling cat light bent over page

    31. A roll-on migraine stick offering some relief when your seasonal headaches begin, whether they're induced by in-law drama or pets knocking the ornaments off the tree.

    32. A beet barrette that also has a matching bandana because if we're not playing with our food, we might as well wear it.

    red beet on pink barrette

    Centinelle is a California-based, BIPOC- and woman-owned slow fashion brand that sells fun accessories and silk scarves. 

    Get it from Centinelle for $18.

    33. Teeny-tiny hanging pots so even the smallest places can have some greenery. Maybe not in your car windshield like this picture shows, but

    tiny fake plant in a terracotta pot with mini macrame holder

    34. A Shrek toothpaste cap to make all your TikTok dreams (or nightmares?) come true.

    35. A hair finishing stick that will take all those stray strands of hair popping out of your bun and lay them flat. It's basically like a mascara wand coated in natural plant oils for your hair.

    36. Or Mielle Organics edge control gel for anyone who is looking for more than a smoothing oil to achieve a sleek look when they want it. This smaller size is perfect for the stocking and after-holiday travel.

    the edge control gel jar

    37. A pair of flip-up sunglasses so you can dramatically lift them when you see something really cool, like a reindeer with a glowing nose.

    38. A silk pillowcase that's gentle on hair and cuts down on bedhead woes. Now you can really say "I woke up like this."

    silk pillowcase

    39. A pair of Santa boxers so you can have multiple layers of holiday cheer. Best of all, there are three skin tones to choose from!

    navy boxers with santa face pattern

    40. Taco Cat Goat Cheese Pizza — a card game delivering a heavy dose of high-energy, adorably illustrated fun right when you need it.

    The deck with the cards face down
    A bunch of the different cards face up, each one is a different pastel color with an illustrated character on it and their name (i.e.

    Here's how to play: You deal all the cards out to your two to four players, and everyone keeps their mini-deck face down. Everyone takes a turn putting a card down in the middle of the table, saying one of the words "taco," "cat," "goat," "cheese," and "pizza," in that order. If the picture on your card matches the word that's said, everyone slaps their hand on the card in a pile as quickly as possible. The last person on the pile has to take the stack and add them to their cards, and whoever runs out of cards first wins!

    Promising review: "Ridiculous in a good way! I was skeptical about how much I may enjoy this game being in my mid-thirties. But it's a lot of fun! Easy to learn, easy to play, my 8-year-old has lots of fun with it. Its a great family game with the potential to be a late-night more adult-oriented event if you’re picking up what I'm throwing down. Cheers!" —Amazon Customer

    Get it from Amazon for $9.97.

    41. A jewelry-cleaning pen, meaning a sparkling clean gem is just a coloring session away. This thing is easy, effective, and cheaper than a trip to the jeweler.

    top photo shows a reviewers ring looking dark and dull. the bottom photo shows the same reviewer's ring after it's been cleaned. It looks clear and shiny.

    42. A Rosebud Motel keyring, because who wouldn't want to stay at the motel that won the award for Best Customer Service in a Motel Under 20 Units at the The Hospies?!

    two keychains that say "Rosebud motel"

    43. A handheld light you'll be over the moon for.

    hand holds glowing moon light

    44. A pack of rainbow playing cards so every hand could be a great-ient one.

    solid color cards placed in rainbow order to create gradient

    45. A wearable nail polish bottle holder that will work like a third hand so you can keep your polish level and easily accessible while giving yourself a manicure.

    46. And finally, a screaming goat that shrieks when you push the button on its back. Same, goat, same.

    the screaming goat toy plus the pocket guide for it

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