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    24 "Spongebob Squarepants" Gifts That Are Really *Dolphin Noise* Amazing

    I'm ready (to give these gifts to everyone I know).

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    1. A tiny speaker so they can blast some Tiny Tim on the go.

    Urban Outfitters

    It can play for four hours on a single charge and connects to Bluetooth, so they can play their speaker even if they have BIG MEATY CLAWS!

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $20 (available in Spongebob or Patrick).

    2. A pack of face masks for you and the Patrick to your Spongebob.

    Hip Dot

    Get a four-pack from Hip Dot for $20.

    3. A pin to add a little flair to their Krusty Krab uniform.

    amazon.com, Amazon

    Get the Doodle Bob for $13.70, the imagination rainbow for $9.99, or Patrick for $8.99 from Amazon.

    4. A silicone Airpod case sleeve so they don't lose their headphones like Patchy lost that episode that one time.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $9.99+ (available in Spongebob or Patrick).

    5. A tee featuring Spongebob's license, aka something he should never ever have.

    Urban Outfitters

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $29 (available in sizes S–XL).

    6. A glittery snow globe shaped like Sandy's treedome. They'll be admiring this so long, the narrator will have to come in with a time card saying "three hours later."

    BoxLunch

    Get it from BoxLunch for $17.43.

    7. A pineapple house planter that'll finally encourage them to keep a plant alive.

    PerfectMakes

    Get it from PerfectMakes on Etsy for $14.84+ (available in three sizes).

    8. A tee from the most magical place in Bikini Bottom: Glove World!

    TeePublic

    Get it from TeePublic for $20 (available in sizes S–5XL and 27 colors).

    9. A one-pound gummy Krabby Patty that arguably is also a Pretty Patty. Don't worry, it won't make their tongue glow in the dark.

    Walmart

    I've held one of these in my own hands and can confirm they are substantial! While maybe not the most delicious treat, it definitely makes for a great gag gift.

    Get it from Walmart for $6.98 (pick-up only).

    10. Or a Pretty Patty enamel pin worth the hype.

    ClayGrahamArt

    Get it from ClayGrahamArt on Etsy for $10 (available in eight possible colors).

    11. A pair of fun crew socks — name a more iconic duo, you can't.

    Amazon

    Get them from Amazon for $15.99.

    12. Or a pack of ankle socks featuring the whole gang.

    Amazon

    Get a pack of six from Amazon for $14.99.

    13. A butter dish shaped like the Krusty Krab. The sign even becomes a knife!!!

    BoxLunch

    Get it from BoxLunch for $9.79.

    14. A happy looking hoodie that'll make them do the signature Spongebob giggle.

    amazon.com

    Get it from Amazon for $29.99+ (available in sizes S–XXL).

    15. A Funko Pop! doll celebrating some iconic moments in Spongebob Squarepants history.

    Amazon

    F is for friends who give really good gifts, U is for U are great, N is no shipping fee here on Amazon.com.

    Get Spongebob for $11.99, Patrick for $8.57, or Squidward for $8.30 (all on Amazon).

    16. A pineapple backpack with an inner pocket perfect for storing any secret formulas.

    BoxLunch

    Get it from BoxLunch for $41.93.

    17. An angry reindeer sweater for the friend who will never forgive Santa for embarrassing Spongebob on Christmas like that.

    Forever 21

    Get it from Forever 21 for $29.99 (available in sizes S–L).

    18. A trio of jellyfish-inspired lip glosses. Caution: We can't guarantee your recipient won't throw a multi-day rager in your home after you give them this party-ready set.

    Hip Dot

    The colors are: Coral Blue, Feelin' Fineapple, and Sea Star Gazer.

    Get them from Hip Dot for $30.

    19. A tee for the person who really, really wishes the Krusty Krab was a real restaurant. I won't blame them if they try that phone number at the bottom and see if Spongebob arrives on a giant rock.

    Target

    Get it from Target for $12.99 (available in sizes S–2XL).

    20. A pineapple house or Squidward abode so they can pretend their fish friends are also residents of Bikini Bottom.

    amazon.com, amazon.com

    You can also get the Chum Bucket, a bus, or apartment buildings from the show.

    Get the pineapple for $6.88 or Squidward's house for $3.66 from Amazon.

    21. An inflatable cap that'll make everyone who sees it say, "May I take your hat, sir?"

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $10.18+ (available in five shapes).

    22. A beanie they can put on before saying "aight, I'mma head out and go watch some Spongebob episodes in bed."

    CryInTheCar

    Get it from CryInTheCar on Etsy for $24.99.

    23. A bold and brash throw blanket that definitely doesn't belong in the trash.

    Hot Topic

    Get it from Hot Topic for $19.92.

    24. And a subscription to Amazon Prime, because the service currently has Spongebob Squarepants streaming!

    Nickelodeon

    Check out season one right here!

    Get three months from Amazon for $39.

    Give these gifts to the Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen in your life because they're number one!

    Nickelodeon

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