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    24 Adorable Sloth Products You Won't Be Slow To Buy

    ♪ Life in the slow lane. ♪ The products in this post were updated in October 2017.

    Allison Krausman / BuzzFeed

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    1. A snuggly kigurumi that will pretty much transform you into a sloth because once you put this on, you're not going to want to move ever again.,

    No one can bother you when you're in sloth-mode.

    Get it on Amazon for $18.90 (available in sizes XS–XL and two colors).

    2. A three sloths howling at the moon shirt for looking like a total badass.,

    Somehow even cooler than the original wolf design.

    Get it on Amazon for $17.95+ (available in sizes S–XXL).

    3. A set of sticky notes that just want to hang out with you.

    Finally get everything done, because who could say no to a sticky note with a face like that?

    Get it on Amazon for $8.58.

    4. An embroidered patch dedicated to the beloved Astrosloth.

    Get it from ForTheLoveOfPatch on Etsy for $4.99.

    5. A coffee table book brimming with squeal-worthy photos.


    Wildlife photographer Sam Trull spent over 20 years working with and snapping pictures of animals. No sloth fan is complete without it.

    Get it on Amazon for $10.90.

    6. A ring set that comes together to make a little friend on your finger.

    Just picture it: You can get hugged by a sloth every day.

    Get it from MARYLOUjewelrySTORE on Etsy for $114.

    7. A simple mug showing exactly what you might do while sipping out of it.

    Get it on Society6 for $12+ (available in two sizes).

    8. A completely perfect swing skirt that is about to be your favorite item of clothing ever.

    Get it on Amazon for $7.99+ (available in sizes S–XL).

    9. A funny shirt with a hidden surprise inside.

    Just uh, don't run into anything while you're pretending to be a sloth.

    Get it on Amazon for $7.99+ (available in sizes S–5X).

    10. A pretty incredible shower curtain that will have you making everyone go to the bathroom to check it out.

    Look at it!!!

    Get it on Amazon for $29.99.

    11. An embroidered keychain for instantly making any purse, tote, gift bag, etc. more adorable.

    Get it from TheStitchworkStudio on Etsy for $7.50+ (available in two colors).

    12. A tea infuser that'll pretty much take a nap on the side of your cup.

    Tea is about to get even more relaxing.

    Get it on Amazon for $9.72.

    13. An enamel pin showing a brave sloth catching a ride on a shark.

    Because sloths love shark rodeo, obviously.

    Get it on Etsy for $9.54.

    14. A set of wine markers that will encourage guests to take their time drinking.

    Get them on Amazon for $16.38.

    15. A wonderful print of a sloths on their way to hit the beach.

    Surf's up!

    Get it from SurfingSloth on Etsy for $15.90.

    16. A set of yoga sloth wrapping paper for people who would rather use their mat for snoozing on.

    Get it from Carolina Buzio's Shop on Tictail for $32.

    17. An acrylic necklace that lets you wear a sleeping sloth around your neck.

    Shh, don't wake it.

    Get it from minifelts on Etsy for $24.56 (available in two chain sizes).

    18. A graphic tee depicting an unlikely (but honestly, quite welcome) scene.

    King Kong would be vastly improved with just one minor tweak.

    Get it on Amazon for $12.99+ (available in sizes S–3X).

    19. A vinyl sticker that finally answers the question of who took a bite out of the Apple logo.

    Get it on Amazon for $4.99.

    20. A happy plush toy for keeping you company on your next staycation.

    Get it on Amazon for $15.50.

    21. A canvas hobo bag that looks like it could double as a pillow for emergency naps.

    There's plenty of room for a sleep mask in there.

    Get it on Amazon for $38.24.

    22. A sloth-centric coloring book to help you relax as hard as your favorite animal.,

    Just don't fall asleep into the book and wake up with marker on your face.

    Get it on Amazon for $6.99.

    23. A patriotic pair of boxers that want YOU to wear them.|slp|search_bought|slp|52403068|3

    Sloth for president!

    Get it on Target for $8.99 (available in sizes S–XL).

    24. And a little knick-knack for holding your rings and melting your heart at the same time.

    This ring holder proves that you can still get stuff done while taking a nap.

    Get it from paintmydream on Etsy for $30.60.

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