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1. A mouse hole wall decal so everyone can say you have a real mouse pr-aww-blem.
Get it from StickersfromLola on Etsy for $4.70.
2. A fuzzy watermelon keychain you need to ~seed~ to believe.
Get it from Amazon for $1.61.
3. A little ghost candle that will put you in good ~spirits~.
Get it from CountryRichCreations on Etsy for $2 (available in five scents or unscented).
4. A teeny-tiny harmonica keychain for playing the mini-blues for your friends with minor problems.
5. A pack of purrfectly round cat magnets you'll be coochie-cooing every time you walk to the fridge.
Get a set of six from Amazon for $11.99.
6. Speaking of cats, a cat-topped lippie everyone will think is really amewsing.
Get it from Winky Lux for $16 (available in four shades; scroll down to see options).
7. A pack of Eevee evolution makeup brushes for your ever-evolving collection of beauty supplies.
Get a set of nine from BeautyGiftSupply on Etsy for $21.14.
8. A jumbo Cable Bite that chomps down on your charger so you always know which one is yours.
Get it from Urban Outfitters for $12 (available in three animals).
9. A teeny-tiny cockatiel plush for a pocket pal to keep you company.
Get it from Amazon for $8.72.
10. A mini wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man — you can learn some great moves from this guy.
Get it from Urban Outfitters for $13.
11. A darling mini Krusty Krab butter dish you'll find a lot more enticing than a Chum Bucket margarine pot.
The sign becomes a butter knife!
Get it from BoxLunch for $15.92.
12. A happy narwhal mug ready to be your ~buddy~ every morning.
Get it from Amazon for $14.95.
13. A miniature Starbucks mug ring or cup keychain to properly rep your favorite brand of hot bean water.
Get the ring from qminishop on Etsy for $10 or the cup keychain from kaylacullcreations on Etsy for $6.71+ (also available in charm or necklace).
14. A mini bell jar light featuring a chibi version of Harry, Hermione, Hagrid, or Ron. It's so cute, you might forget to check the mail that day for a Hogwarts letter.
Get it from Firebox for $13 (available in four characters).
15. An allergy sniffles club pin that I find deeply, deeply relatable.
Get it from RobotDanceBattle on Etsy for $10.
16. A blind box with a surprise treat inside. (These may be cute enough to eat, but sadly, you cannot.)
17. A charming pajama set for the cute connoisseur who never sleeps on the chance to be adorable.
Get them from Amazon for $11.99+ (available in sizes XS–XXL and 29 styles).
18. A serene trinket dish to help you stay zen, even when you only have five minutes to pick out some earrings and go.
Get it from Anthropologie for $14 (available in three animals).
19. A pair of Gumby socks so cute, they might make Nopey say "yes!" for once.
20. A pack of crystal-shaped sticky notes. Do you really need these? Of ~quartz~ you do!
Get four pads from Amazon for $7.77.
21. A Halloween-themed squeaky toy pack for your spooky dog who shares your love of candy corn. (JK, don't give your dog candy.)
This is a four piece set: three candy corn bats and a tombstone to put them in. There are also other styles, like a haunted house with monsters and a pumpkin with bats.
Get it from Amazon for $9.99 (available in 11 seasonal styles).
22. An embroidered shirt that I would ~lion~ if I said wasn't the sweetest thing since sliced fairy bread.
Get it from ModCloth for $49 (available in sizes XXS–4X).
23. A mini notebook with rainbow pages and a big smile on the front. It will help you tackle any goal, one productive list at a time.
It comes with a random cover color.
Get it from Amazon for $6.99.
24. A matryoshka doll matchbook sure to set your heart on fire.
Get it from MCPressure on Etsy for $8.
25. A cat cap to somehow make your feline friend even more adorable.
The style of the cap is randomly selected, but you can pick the theme. You can get a bear theme, aquatic theme, or Sumikko Gurashi theme.
Get it from Amazon for $8.99.
26. A light-up cactus diffuser to help with your office's unfairly dry air. What is this? The desert?
Get it from Amazon for $15.89.
27. A monstera ring you'll never want to ~leaf~ hanging.
Get it from PunaheleLove on Etsy for $24+ (available in sizes 4–12 and two finishes).
28. A pack of fruit pens for a sweet pop of color at your desk.
Get a set of 12 from Amazon for $8.99.
29. A dog face towel to encourage you to wash your face every single night, even if your dogs are barking and you just want to go to sleep.
Get it from Firebox for $15.49 (available in four breeds).
Squeeeee!
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